(You are on a date and trying to get laid)

Date: Hahaha you are so funny

You: heheheheh youre so cute

Date: not really i just put on whatever i found in my bedroom

You: oooh id like to see that ;)

Date: what my bedroom?

You: yes.

Date: meh

You: what

Date: sure fine whatever lets go

*you go*

You: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR CLOSET

Date: my battlesuit

You: im gonna ignore that 'battlesuit' *pushes Date on the bed*