(You're at the zoo.)

You: LOOK A GIRAFFE

You: LOOK A BEAR

You: LOOK A PENGUIN

You: LOOK A BAT

You: OMG A NAKED MOLE RAT ITS SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO CUTE!!!!!

You: *punches a zookeeper in the face and steals a naked mole rat*

You: TO FREEDOM MY BABY *clutches the rat to your chest and grapple hooks away*

-when you get home-

Police: WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED MOTHERFUCKER.

You: oh god

Naked Mole Rat: well in my precise opinion, and I have factual proof, we should return me because I am actually a national treasure.

You: LIKE THAT NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE???

Naked Mole Rat: *sigh* yes... exactly like the Nicolas Cage movie. *the rat flops out of your house*