(You are late for school)

You: I DID NOT DESERVE THIS

Principal: this is the 67th time you've been late and we've only been in school for thirty days.

You: But-

Principal: ONLY LOSERS ARE LATE DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 50

You: what

Principal: *takes off disguise* im the coach.

You: im a roach *takes off skin* oh wait no im not this isnt okay I feel air on my body my organs are exposed help