(You are texting Person)

You: Send me pics.

Person: What do you wanna see ;)

You: SPIDERMAN

Person: ?wat???

You:

Person: This is why I don't text you.

You: THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE BOOK

Person: y werE YOU IN MY HOUSE

You: spiderman

Person: WAS THAT YOU I JUSTHEARDANOISEOMG

You: no thats craig

Person: well craig just cut off my leg

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I'm gonna try to be a comedy jokester (I'm gonna copyright the term comedy jokester if I ever have a life). Quite a few people said I should make a humor book, so here we go.