Tsuki's POV

Hello! Wait, that's too optimistic, more like 'hi' or 'sup'.... Hello! Shit... fuck it, imma be optimistic.

Hello! My name is Tsuki Shoulper and I'm a practical nut case! Gods that sounds wrong... I'm a.... UNKNOWN..... okay, normal entrance, third times the charm.

Hello! My name is Tsuki Shoupler, and let me just say one thing, fuck you! Ha! Perfect! Now everyone will know how I feel about them! Alright, now that you know that, let's explore the ins and outs of why you should go fuck yourself!

Ha ha, I'm not that mean... maybe.

Okay, now that my introduction is finally done with, let's get on with the actual story.

Let's see, something about myself, I'm a boy, 17 years old, my birthdays November 18, I'm extremely pale, have no friends, and has never gone outside (on my own free will). That just about sums up my life!

That's right, you read it right, I've never gone outside in my 17 years of life, and let me tell you why after this short break!

—————cue commercial—————

Wait, there's no commercial.... shit, oh well, I'll just do it...

There is a green meadow, filled with grass as bright as the sun and flowers of all different colors. The camera swerves to reveal the shining sun in all its glory. A smooth, flowing voice came out of your phone/computer
"Here at DRARRY RESORTtm. we give all your personal fangirling needs in the blink of an eye as you gaze at our 35' flatscreen tv while enjoying our professional back rubs."

The screen switches to a wooden lodge with a warm atmosphere next to the beach with wooden chairs laying out front.
"You get a ocean view while ignoring all your friends and social media gifs and you get to invite your one and only true love, anime. Along with a personal pan pizza, you get unlimited soda refills and get to talk to our reflection guide, while allows you to connect with our internet and see the newest and best tv shows you need to watch, and has all the fan fiction you could possibly want stored on our free iPhones that we are also conveniently giving you in our lifetime deal"

The screen flips into a calming view of NICO DI ANGELO sitting next to KEITH KOGANE while the calm voice suddenly becomes not so calm and begins screeching out the lyrics to "welcome to the black parade"

The two people who are totally "not" twins zooms in and out, slowly dissolving into a video of a woman crying her heart out while holding all the Keith Kogane fan fiction out there
"IM SO SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU KEITH!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Calming music slowly climbs louder as the girl wails and soon enough, drowns it out.

The same video on screen, the calming voice from before comes back on
"At DRARRY RESORTtm, we allow you to cry your heart out for a extremely low deal! Only $12.99 (A/N are you out of your mind!) for two nights and for only four dollars extra, you can get the limited time YURI ON ICE BODY PILLOW THAT SHOWS YUURI AND VICTOR BEEP AND BEEP-BEEP-BEEP-BEEPITY-BEEP-ing. Thank you for watching our ad and we hope we see you soon at DRARRY RESORTtm"

—————end commercial————-

Thank you, thank you, this is honestly something I want in my life and I hope someone out there will build it.

Anyway, what was I talking about...? Oh, right! Have you guys seen Uta No Prince Sama?!? Well I have and let me just say that I ship everyone in that show! Omg they are all so hot and— shit, off topic again.

Okay, so, the reason I haven't gone outside (on my own free will) in the 17 years of life that I have been alive, I'm not allowed to leave my house. What's behind curtain number one! Yup, you guessed it, abusive family. Yay.

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Hello my kitties! My first extremely short chapter! I have been inspired by the song 'how to save a life' and was like, this is powerful, why not write an extremely depressing story filled with strange things only I will know about and you will ponder about.

Yes, I did make a commercial, and yes, I do want someone to make it. I also did have to use the Cats as my cover, I was looking through my camera roll and was trying to find a suiting cover that won't give anything away, and was like "this is the most inconspicuous piece of photoshop I own, perfect!" And stuck the Cats on the cover.  

He, I just realized half this chapter is the ad I made, this chapter is completely relatable to real life. Wow.