"Great post, promote it @super_audio_records!" = "Pay us to promote you to an audience of bots like the one that posted this!"

"We've detected suspicious activity on your account, please provide a phone number." = "We've gone ahead and deleted your account, but sure, give us your phone number anyway."

"Log in, it's quick and easy" = "Your account is banned"

"You have 30 days to request a review" = "Good luck with that, because you have to log in to dispute our decision and remember your account is banned"

"There was an error. Services are temporarily unavailable. Try again later." = "Abandon all hope."

"If you build it, they will come." = N/A

Endless loading screen = You're logged out

Refreshing a screen that hasn't loaded properly = You're logged out

Entering your login credentials correctly = You're logged out