So YouTube. People have been telling you it has much better reach and longer visibility than other platforms. You probably even know someone who's done quite well there. Why don't you throw together a trailer for your podcast?

Toss in all the good stuff. Your biggest explosion, your funniest jokes, your sexiest content.  Find dozens of free-to-use images. Learn how to tweak color and contrast to get them to match. Put yourself through the equivalent of an intro-level college course on video software and edit the ever-loving bananas out of that thing.

(100-hour video editing montage, orchestral music plays)

Phew. Pat yourself on the back and go catch up on sleep while those views, likes, and eager new podcast listeners come pouring in.

(clock ticking)

Well, it's only been about two years so far. I'm sure the views will hit double digits within the next decade. Buck up.