HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter twenty four, imessage )

mona (lisa)
you both seem comfortable
👁👅👁

effy
comfortable... how.. ? 🙃

mona (lisa)
well for starters
you're no longer cute and gross but instead you're insulting each other like there's no other

effy
he's ANNOYING
and i am equally as annoying

mona (lisa)
is he so annoying that you sneak into his trailer every night??

effy

he complains otherwise 😭😭😭😭

mona (lisa)
ur fuckin whipped, eff

effy
I AM NOT
😤😤😠😠

mona (lisa)

you are putty in his hands!!!!!!!! and so is he for you
my sister senses are NEVER wrong

effy
😬😬😬
please don't reference them as your sister senses

mona (lisa)
shut the fuck up 😃
but seriously tho sis
i have never underestimated your intelligence... until now
you are BLIND

effy
we are just two friends !!!
who just somehow managed to meet by a
very unlikely source of events !!
THAT'S ALL

mona (lisa)
😎🕶🤏🏼😑
euphemia fuckin clarke
you like him !!!!
he likes you !!!!
do i have to make it any more obvious 😭

effy
HA i don't think he does

mona (lisa)
want me to prove it?
i can

effy

mona (lisa)
post a pic on instagram OF YOURSELF
NOT of you stuffing ur face with roast potatoes
and give it like a teasing caption
to u know
really add spice 🤠✨✨

effy
🧍🏻

mona (lisa)
just trust me
boy will be CREAMING

effy

FINE
AND DON'T EVER SAY 'CREAMING' AGAIN

( end of chapter. )