HOW TO NOT LOSE YOUR DOG.
( chapter twelve, instagram direct message )

ramonaclarke
xxxxx - xxxxxx
you're welcome

tomholland2013
why are you giving me your number?

ramonaclarke
ew why would i give u my number
you're like 6 years younger than me

tomholland2013

ramonaclarke
it's effy's number you twat
so you can call and do whatever youngsters do over the phone 😳

tomholland2013
right..

ramonaclarke
but if you are going to call
make sure to do it at night
helps her fall asleep

tomholland2013
noted, thanks

ramonaclarke
and no dirty talk

tomholland2013

ramonaclarke
she's excited to meet you, tom

tomholland2013
i am too

ramonaclarke
treat her right
or i'll break both your legs
and your arms too

tomholland2013

ramonaclarke
good 😁
btw do you know chris hemsworth??

( end of chapter. )