20. Just weirdos

After a flight that seemed endless, we finally landed in the States and then took a cab to a hotel. Emma went on home, Zhan and I went and booked ourselves a room. Unfortunately, though, we didn't get to rest or at least make a little bit love.

Our time was only enough to take a shower and get dressed. Then we had to go downstairs again, because Emma was already waiting for us in the hotel lobby. We first went to the power company, there she paid the next month's budget with her last cash. Then I thought we were going to the gas provider. But no, it went to a photo shoot, where Emma asked the manager if he could pay her the money for her last shoot immediately and in cash.

So while she was talking to the manager like that, Zhan showed me around a bit, since he had often worked here as a model as well. And then out of a room that only said "makeup" came a guy who really made me speechless at first.

A little guy with dyed blond hair, a big belly and a sleeveless top made of black reader and matching pants came running towards us: "Hihi haha, who do we have here? If it isn't my beautiful Chinese model Sean Xiao." He hopped up and down and his belly bounced.

"Hi Greg." Said Zhan and explained to him that I'm his boyfriend. Haha, luckily I understand English very well. Because this Greg was immediately babbling away.

"Oh my god, he's so handsome. Where did you find him?" Every last word of a sentence he drew out longer than his nose was. He shifted his voice and sounded almost feminine. And he kept pawing at his glittering earrings with one finger. God that looked so silly.

"And my pretty one, what's your name? What do you do? Are you a model too?" He asked me.

I had to pull myself together not to laugh and replied, "I'm Yibo, a student, not a model."

"Oh no, what a waste. A man as handsome as you can't be kept from the world, can you?" And then he saw some other young guys and shouted, "Girls come over here. Look at him. Doesn't he really look particularly handsome? Imagine girls, this is our Sean Xiao's boyfriend."

The "girls" all skinny young guys and dressed similarly to the weird meatball, giggled and held their hands in front of their mouths. "Oh madness, he looks so great." Said one of them. Or should I say an? God they had me so confused.

One of these man/woman something boys patted my hand and said, "If you ever get tired of Sean, give me a call." And then he/she put a piece of paper with the cell phone number in my pocket.

I looked at Zhan and said, which the others couldn't understand haha: "So you call that possessive what? I don't see anything about that. Yours, these, I don't know what they are, are touching me here and you're standing there grinning."

"Yibo, they're not going to hurt you. They just want to play."

"Playing? They want me to play with their ass."

"Yeah, but the only ass you' re allowed to play with is mine."

"Oh ZhanZhan, now that I have so many choices, I don't know if I should just play with you. You can see they all want me. Maybe I should start with the belly ball and see what's going on under his leather gear."

Zhan smacked my arm, "That's not funny."

"Yes, I think it is. Are there any more of these he/she or whatever they are around here?"

"No." Replied Zhan petulantly.

"That's too bad. Because I was just thinking I could start collecting cell phone numbers."

Zhan was about to say something when a Chinese man approached. Blond shoulder-length hair with red streaks. Upper body well trained. How do I know? He was half naked! He greeted Zhan with a kiss on the left and a kiss on the right, keeping at least 5 centimeters from his cheek so as not to ruin his makeup.

My chubby friend then explained to him who I was and he let his hand slide over my abs and said, "Wow you're really hot."

I looked over at Zhan with a grin and said, "Oh look, another one."

Zhan didn't like that at all anymore. He took me by my hand and said to them, "Um, we need to get going then. We have another appointment." Hahaha, what appointment should we have?

We looked for Emma, who came out of the manager's office with a wad of cash, and then moved on. Stopping here and there, she paid for all the stuff for the coming month and then we had to go to the theater. That's where Zhan and her had a fashion show a few weeks ago and are still waiting for the money.

Of course, I let Zhan show me around again while Emma looked for the manager. A woman with huge breasts came towards us and wanted to hug me. Funny, because then Zhan immediately stood in front of me and said I wouldn't like that.

Then a guy came in, he had a hoodie on and the hood was pulled way up into his face. I thought he might be halfway normal. But then he took the hood off and I was speechless. Even a rainbow has less color than the one on his head. He had a big ring in his nose and his eyebrows were also pierced.

He eyed me, nodded his head once and then said, "Cool shirt dude."

I nodded back and replied, "Thanks, cool man."

Zhan looked at me as if he wanted to say something, but then preferred to remain silent.

We met a few other weird creatures. But the crowning glory was then a man, about 1.90 meters tall, skinny and he thought he was so really great. With his crooked teeth, big hooked nose and his alcohol smell, he explained to me, for whatever reason, that he had many pretty women at my age and they all wanted him and he still finds many women who all want to sleep with him. He then showed me his matted hair piece which reminded me of a beaver tail.

Candy, his name, was babbling something about some trips he was taking, talking about politics and being a professor. And I looked at Zhan with a snarl and said, "I'm definitely going to punish you for that later."

Zhan laughed and replied, "You deserve it."

"Ah and for what?"

"For wanting to play with the other guys' asses."

"Oh yeah, like I would ever do something like that when I just discovered your beautiful ass."

Zhan grinned, took my hand, and we continued walking. But Candy wasn't planning on letting us go. He walked along beside us, babbling and babbling, and I would have loved to stuff anything in his mouth just to get him to shut up.

When Emma finally came with the manager, he also gave Zhan his money for the last fashion show. Then the manager sent Candy outside saying, "I told you before not to sneak around here all the time."

And this Candy immediately started to make stress. He yelled around and eventually had to be brought out by several men when he also verbally assaulted a woman. (I wanted to show you a video of Candy freaking out. But it has an age restriction and is only viewable on Youtube. But I found another video where you could see him. The other two are Lennert and Peymen.)

https://youtu.be/8L1ISfmrS88

Finally we had peace from this freak and went on our way again. And finally we stopped at a diner to eat something first. Zhan ordered his rabbit food, Emma ordered a small unsalted portion of fries, and I ate a huge hamburger, ate fries with it, and drank a large Coke. They both watched me closely as I ate, but that doesn't fill them up either!

We then went to Emma's landlord, why did we have to be there? How should I know. I was just tired and wanted to go back to the hotel and sleep. But, after she paid her rent for the coming month, it continued to the bank.

Emma's account was closed and she got a new account. In addition, they filled out what felt like 100 documents and discussed other things and then finally after an hour we could leave the bank and I thought, juhu finally to the hotel and sleep, but no, then it went to the police and there we sat then until 7 pm.

And then finally Emma said goodbye and we could go back to the hotel. Zhan and I then went to the hotel restaurant and ordered dinner. Zhan ate this time a tender piece of chicken fillet with salad and I ordered a steak with potatoes. I was already hungry again.

Then when we were up in the room, I flopped down on the bed and Zhan approached me and wanted to cuddle. I looked tiredly at him and said, "You can forget it. I just want to sleep."

"Oh please Yibo."

"No."

"How no? I thought you said every day means every day."

"That's right, too. Every day means every day. Except today, that's a, just leave me alone I just want to sleep day."

"Wang Yibo!"

"No, no. That doesn't help you either. Think of it as your punishment."

"No, that would be too harsh."

"ZhanZhan, I'm telling you, I'm really tired and I only feel one desire, which is to sleep."

"You're younger than me, how can you have less energy?"

"You did almost nothing but sleep on the flight here. I had to listen to the man behind us. He told me his entire life story. And just so you know, that's 80 years. And the only thing missing was him telling me about his birth."

"haha, I didn't get that at all."

"Well, you were sleeping with your headphones on."

"I'm sorry Yibo. But what are we going to do?"

"Well I don't know what you're doing, but I'm going to sleep."

"No, I won't let you."

"You won't have any choice at all ZhanZhan. I'll just close my eyes and go to sleep. What will you do to prevent that?" Oh why did I have to ask? He ran his hand up my leg to my most sensitive spot.

Then he grinned and said, "Looks like he's not tired yet." I was really speechless.

Zhan laid on top of me, kissed me and whispered, "Come on Bo. Just once."

Well, once then became twice until Zhan was satisfied and so tired that he just had a quick wash, snuggled up to me and fell asleep immediately. And finally I could sleep too. I covered Zhan and me, put my arms around him, closed my eyes and fell asleep immediately.