Max: You physically beat up everyone he cares about and you sell Mr. Honeynuts.

David: You put yourself in danger and make fun of Max constantly.

Gwen: You read her butt magazines and show them to everyone in the camp.

Cameron Campbell: You take all his money.

Neil: You constantly give him fake science equipment and tell him that magic is better.

Nikki: You trap her in a town with no escape into the nature she truly loves.

Preston: You trash on all of his plays without mercy.

Jasper: You tell him that David deserves to suffer. Idk.

Ered: You snap her skateboard in half and repeatedly tell her she is uncool.

Nurf: If you bully him constantly but better than he does towards you. Lol.

Dolph: You say art is useless.

Nerris: You say that Harrison is the better magic.

Harrison: You say that Nerris is the better magic. You also could say science is better.

Space Kid: You endlessly tell him that the moon landing is fake.

Sasha/Erin/Tabii: You do as much disgusting things as possible.

Miss Priss: You tell her that other camp owners do their work way better.

Jermy Fartz: No. Just no. *Your determination drove you away from him*

Edward Pikeman/Snake/Petrol: You tell them their camp isn't tough enough.

Agents Miller: You act like an anti-gay. (Wait... have I used this before?)

Quartermaster: You take his hook and call him a weakling.

Daniel/Jen: ... You are a close-minded atheist who hates Kool-Aid.