So I thought of both of these last night as 12 last night when I was watching a video. So I'm going to share the both of these for the 60 chapter request, yay.

The Mysterious Ticking noise:

Izuru: What is that mysterious ticking noise?
Izuru: Not over here, not over there...
Izuru: Kinda...catchy.
Izuru: Izuru, Izuru, Kamekura Izuru. Izuru, Izuru, Kamekura Izuru.
Nagito : Nagito!
Izuru : Izuru, Izuru, Kamekura Izuru.
Nagito : Nagito!
Chihiro: Chi, Chi, Chi Chihiro!
Chiaki : Chiaki, Chiaki!
Chiak: Chiaki, Chiaki, Chiaki!
Hajime: Hajime Hinata, Hajime Hinata, ooh! Hajime Hinata, Hajime Hinata, yeah!
Hajime: Hajime Hinata, Hajime Hinata, ooh! Hajime Hinata, Hajime Hinata, that's me!
Izuru : Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru: Izuru!
Hajime : Hajime !
Izuru : Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru : Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru: Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru: Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru: Izuru!
Hajime: Hajime !
Izuru: Izuru!
Hajime : Hajime !
Nagito: NAGITOOOOOO!!!
Chiaki: Chiiiiiaki
Hajime : Hajime , I'm Hinata . I'm Hinata, Haji, Hajime Hinata.
Singing our song, all day long at Hooope's Peeeaaakkk!
Chi: I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!
Hajime  and Chiaki: Yaaaaaa-!
Junko: Muhuhuhuhuhahahaha!
Junko: Enoshima, Enoshima, ooh, Eno. Eno, Eno, Enoshima!

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The Duck Song:
Bum bum bum, ba-dum ba-dum
A fluff walked up to a despair stand
And he said to the Ibuki, running the stand
"Hey!

Bum bum bum
"Got any hope?"

The Ibuki said
"No, we just sell despair. But it's cold
And it's fresh
And it's all home-made. Can I get you
glass?"

The fluff said,
"I'll pass."

Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle
'Til the very next day.
Bum bum bum bum Bum da-dum

The fluff walked up to the despair stand
And he said to the Ibuki, running the stand,
"Hey!

Bum bum bum
Got any hope?

The Ibuki said
"No, like I said yesterday,
We just sell despair. OK?
Why not give it a try?"

The fluff said,
"Goodbye."

Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle
Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
'Til the very next day.
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the fluff walked up to the despair stand
And he said to the Ibuki running the stand,
"Hey! 
bum bum bum
Got any hope?
The Ibuki said,
"Look, this is getting old.
I mean, despair's all we've ever sold.
Why not give it a go?"

The fluff said,
"How 'bout, no."

Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
'Til the very next day.
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the fluff walked up to the despair stand
And he said to the Ibuki running the stand,
"Hey! 
Bum bum bum
Got any hope?"

The Ibuki said,
"THAT'S IT!

If you don't stay away, fluff,
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day,
stuck.
So don't get to close!"
The fluff said,
"Adios."

Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle
'Til the very next day.
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

When the fluff walked up to the despair stand
And he said to the Ibuki running the stand,
"Hey! 
Bum bum bum 
got any glue?"

"What?"

"Got any glue?"

"No, why would I– oh!"

And one more question for you;
"Got any hope?"
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum

And the Ibuki just stopped.
Then he started to smile.
He started to laugh.

He laughed for a while.
He said,
"Come on fluff, let's walk to the store.
I'll buy you some hope
So you won't have to ask anymore."

So they walked to the store
And the Ibuki bought some hope.
He gave one to the fluff and the fluff said,
"Hmm... No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day.
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...
Do you think this store...has any... despair?"

Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away.
Waddle waddle waddle 
Then he waddled away
Waddle waddle

I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS THEN NEEDED LMAO