This is for Annapad, sorry for the wait and if it's not 1000% accurate (and short).
I'm not that far in the series so yeah, for everyone else, please enjoy.
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• call him a short little midget
•child
• burn his his house down killing his parents
•try and steel from him
• try and kill him
•pay him to do it.
•force him into a frilly, girly dress
• while he's gone, go into his room and change the wall color pink and have unicorns and rainbows everywhere
• be a sorcerer and magically change him into a girl and everyone else in the house a frog or a cute bunny.
•take his food