Wattpad I love you but god dammit you got some cringe worthy crap.

-The writer's bio

Woah even writers are Mary Sues. I hate it when there are writers that try to sound "cool" and "perfect". I know that somewhere in that empty soul of yours there are some things that are cool and unique about you.

How a bio should be:

Sup I'm Soggybreadsticks77 I like watching Steven universe, Rick and Morty, and I love animal crossing. Ehhh, my books are okay but ya know.

How a bio shouldn't be:

HAI I'M DAZZLENEKOUSAGI111 I LUV ANIME AND MY BOKS ARE REELY GOOS AND I PLAY POKEMON LOL BAE YOLO YASSS

-When the author uses that MOTHERFUCKING SQUIGGLY LINE~~~

-We get a 5 hour paragraph of the character

-They spill the beans

SHOW DON'T TELL

-The only male characters exist are: the crush, edglord, the overprotective brother

Such diversity

-The out of character bullshit

No, Sans is not a depressed kinky bastard. No, Jeff isn't a tsundere perv. No, Slenderman isn't a gentleman dad. And no, they will not date your shit oc

-Every damn creepypasta fanfic

No. Just no.

-Wattpad doesn't have enough fanfic categories

I don't fucking get it like why does SPONGEBOB have it's own damn category when the entire thing is "LOL OMG FUNNY QUOTES LOL YAAASSS"

*Cringe*

I know some fandoms don't have enough fanfics to get their own category but then there's the one's that aren't even real fanfics!

Anyways, I'm done ranting. I'll post something later about OCS or some crap.

See ya!