Hyperbaric chamber
Hmm, this is another interesting one.
Moonwalkers, tell me the answer to this question.
How many times have you heard the rumour:
"Michael Jackson slept in an oxygen chamber"?
I bet it's at least a good few times, right?
Now, tell me, DID he ever sleep in a hyperbaric chamber?
I bet your answer is "No", right?
That's because "No" is the correct answer.
No, Michael did NOT sleep in a hyperbaric chamber. Simple as, really. Right?
Wrong. Ha!
My classic phrase is returning.
If I had a pound for every time I've heard that pathetic rumour ... guess what?
Do you even need me to finish the sentence?
Alright.
I would be ...
... A millionaire.
... A billionaire.
... Whatever you like.
Hmm. First up, that was just the most ridiculous thing! Michael was visiting the hospital due to his Pepsi accident burns, and he came across this magical box (no, not the TARDIS, Dr Who fans), which is known as the oxygen chamber.
Michael, being the little Munchkin he is, decided to have a picture in there for fun.
Get that? FUN.
Not SERIOUSLY.
The photo then managed to be published in tabloids, and thus, Michael was living in a world where everyone called him Wacko Jacko.
Was it his fault?
No! He wanted to have a bit of fun, and it backfired.
Honestly ... can't Michael have any fun without the press and the world teasing, bullying and verbally abusing him for it?
Pfft, probably not.
And then, to make it worse, rumours surfaced that he had bought his own hyperbaric chamber because he wanted to live to 150 years old!
Like ... really? *Scowls*.
So believable. Honestly ... I'm questioning whether Michael really did do this stuff.
SARCASM.
Guys ... okay.
Non-Moonwalkers, just listen up.
Michael did NOT sleep in the hyperbaric chamber; it was a quick photo done because he wanted to have a little fun. Is that honestly so bad?
Think about that. Is it so bad?
I don't think so.
Peace.✌🏻️
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