1. Compliment the voices in her head. Seriously, do so. It'll make her day.

2. Tell her that Zero is the best number.

3. Take her to an asylum. She'll stab you.

4. On second thought, don't do 3. She'll brutally murder you.

5. Tell her that she looks like the daughter of LJ (with the black and white clothes) and Liu (with the scarf). They'll all be ticked at you.