1. Kill an animal (Don't you dare ;-;)

2. Insult Sonic and Sanic.

3. Race him to the North Pole (this'll be easier if you have long distance teleportation).

4. Insult Rainbow Factory. He'll shred you to pieces. He refuses to admit why.

5. When he turns into a hedgehog, grab him (carefully), and trap him in a cage. Keep him in that cage for the rest of eternity.... Jk, Jk, he can teleport out of it anyway XD