1. Feed him the best raw steak with spices that you can find. He'll love you.

2. Put dog food on Jeff's area and call Smile to it. Smile will it eat and... You know what happens. Smile will get in trouble and he'll be ticked.

3. Send him his picture of himself. I dunno if he'll be haunted or what but either way, it'll be AWESOME.

4. Put up 'Lost Dog' posters with the picture of Smile that haunts everybody. It'll take his nob away from him but at least more people are dying :/

5. Compare him to Clifford XD