1. Play with her. That's all she flipping wants.

2. Dye Jeff's hair pink. She'll laugh her tiny heiny off.

3. Insult her uncle. TBH, I dunno if she'd be insulted or complimented. I wouldn't recommend doing this one, the kid had a tough past.

4. Hug her. She'll giggle and hug back. Cute kid.

5. Steal Charlie... Actually, don't. If you value your life, just don't. The kid is a demon in disguise.