Heh, I'm gonna do the ponies 🐴 neigh neigh, motha forka

1. Dress up like Scootaloo.

2. Compliment her eyes. She'll stay silent, though.

3. Put her in a strait jacket.

4. Ask her to take you to Equestria. I've always wanted to go there *-*

5. Jump on her back when she's about to fly.