1. Cut his nose off. He'll mainly be screaming but he'll notice that you're the one who cut it off.

2. Ask "Did your mom fu** a zebra?" He'll tackle you.... ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

3. Show him 'Lollipop my Lollipop' (the LJ and Jeff yaoi). Trust me, you'll think Worth it after. Trust meh.

4. Ask him if his nose is real or not.

5. Lick a lollipop in front of him..