(Thank you killing_kate123 for reminding me to do her)

1. Break. Her. Phone.

2. Stab her (anywhere) with the glass from her now broken phone.

3. Compare her neck to Miss P's.

4. Pronounce milk like "Malk".
(Do this to any pasta. It's annoying as hell -_-)

5. Okay, follow my directions carefully, OK? ... Do as this says ->

You : Hey, Kate!

Kate : Sup?

You : You know, if we ever get married...

Kate : ...

You : I'll name our kid Ashley (it's a boy and girl name)

Kate : -_-

(For those who don't know, Ashley was one of the bullies at the orphanage w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ i̶s̶ p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ u̶p̶s̶e̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ m̶y̶ s̶i̶s̶ i̶s̶ n̶a̶m̶e̶d̶ A̶s̶h̶l̶e̶y̶)