1. Rip off your shirt with one of his knives... Yeah, that'll sure get his attention, all right...

2. Throw Jane out a window. He'll be grateful you for that.

3. Call him ugly. He'll be mad but at least he'll be mad at you.

4. Break Roxie. BTW, Roxie is his knife. He'll kill you for it... With another knife...

5. Poke his eyeball then pepper spray him then throw lemonade in his eyes. He might be a little blind but, hey, he will see you.