1. Make him and Enderman have a staring contest. *gets French fries* This should be interesting.

2. When he's in his Minecraft form, say, "Don't be such a square!"

3. Bring him to a convention full of Minecraft Youtubers.

4. Dress up like sexy Steve or a a plain villager. (You should do the villager, I wanna see your nose XD)

5. High five him... In the face... With some grass...