1. Tell him that Link/BEN is better than him.

2. Handcuff him to BEN. Or Link. Or, technically, anybody. I don't think he wants to be handcuffed.

3. Poke him til he yells at you

4. Dress up like Link and challenge him to a battle. Warning : he may kill you :/

5. Call him Black Link. I have no idea how he's gonna react so tell me after you try it.

(I don't mean for 5 to be racist if it is. I'm black, too.)