1. Dress like a sexy bunny and give him a lap dance... I dunno why you would do that but everyone will notice you...

2. Beat him in his own game (Majora's Mask). That's his game. I mean, that's literally his game, he owns it.

3. Dress up like the dead version of Zelda.

4. Break his computer or one of his video games. He'll make you pay. I repeat, he'll make you pay.

5. Throw him in a lake. Yep, he'll kill you for that later.