Daenerys: Can I crash here tonight? There's no freaking way i'm Sleeping there! There's not enough locks on my bedroom door.
Arya: Are Viserys Friends hassling you?
Daenerys: Viserys doesn't have Friends, he has Idiots who use him to get wasted and act like animal planet.
Viserys: Daenerys! Damn It Daenerys come here!
Daenerys: What are you afraid I'd find in there? No challenge for you and your little stoner buddies, All you need is something shiny on a piece of string. Watch him ladies he's Got trouble with door knobs.
Sansa: What's wrong with Viserys?
Daenerys: he just thinks I stole one of his Japanese cartoon porn Books.
Margery: did you?
Daenerys: of course I did.
Missandei: aren't you afraid he's gonna rip apart your room?
Daenerys: wouldn't do him any good. I have hiding places all over the house and the yard too. When I hide something it stays hid, until I want it found. That's why your secrets are all so safe with me.
Rhaella: Dany, you've gotta take my word on this, that top was way too revealing.
Daenerys: I'm happy with the yellow one.
Arya: Dany Think!
Daenerys: I am thinking! This is me thinking!
Arya: Dany Control A!
Daenerys: What The Hell Do You Think I'm Trying To Do!?
Arya: No hit Control A on the keyboard!
Khal Drogo: I have a hot spot in my pocket.
Daenerys: I know but what does that have to do with computers?
Daenerys: I thought we were meeting for lunch?
Khal Drogo: What Time is it?
Daenerys: uh half past I'm hungry.
Khal Drogo: You Know That's my shirt?
Daenerys: And your Never getting it back.
Khal Drogo: I don't want it back. It looks better on you.
Khal Drogo: Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Will You Marry Me?
Daenerys: Yes!
Lyanna: Her Mother is Never home.
Elia: Her Mother Is A Divorced Woman Who's Husband Left Her For You!
Daenerys: High Low anybody?
Khal Drogo: What's High Low?
Arya: it's a Game. What you guys don't play it in bed?
Viserys: Apparently you need two hands to wash a pot.
Daenerys: Typing is not scraping.
Daenerys: You need to break up with Joffery.
Sansa: What!? Why?
Daenerys: because you deserve better. He's a flathead and deep down you know it's not right.
Sansa: he's not that bad.
Daenerys: oh please! Mushy Squash!
Sansa: Joffrey Really Cares About me And I don't wanna hurt him.
Daenerys: that's what's left on the buffet table after everyone's made their choice's San, You Don't make Decisions And that's what you end up with. And if you need me to do the deed i'm Happy to.
Sansa: What deed?
Daenerys: Breaking Up with Joffrey. I've done it for lots of people.
Sansa: that's so wrong! Who would ask you to do something like that?
Daenerys: sometimes people don't have a choice. Friend of mine was involved with this really scary dude, she couldn't do it so I stepped in. But the Bitch didn't tell me that he had a gun which he pulled on me! (Added Part I made up) Drogo was beyond pissed when I told him! You know how overprotective he is of me. Drogo actually wants to kill this guy!
Sansa: What Who!? A boy at our school has a gun!?
Daenerys: You Don't Know Him, he doesn't go to our School anymore.
Margery: So How was your first kiss with Khal Drogo?
Daenerys: not good. I totally wore the wrong gloss, You Know the kind that's all wet and your hair sticks to your lips.
Sansa: it's all fun and sexy until someone hacks up a hair ball .
Daenerys: You remember what I told you? She's pretty ugly.
Elia: how ugly is Pretty ugly?
Daenerys: hideous. And don't even get me started on her big ass.
Daenerys: Drogo, did you hear about the party at Robb Stark's?
Khal Drogo: Oh yeah I heard.
Daenerys: I don't know, I was thinking about going and I was wondering if you wanna go too, with me.
Margery: everybody's going. She's going, I'm Going. Why aren't you?
Khal Drogo: oh uh yes I am.
Daenerys: I only kill when we need food, or when I'm bored.
Daenerys: I Know You Wanna Kiss Me. ( To Khal Drogo)
Daenerys: Viserys, I need your opinion on something.
Viserys: Absolutely Not.
Daenerys: What? I haven't even asked you yet.
Viserys: Dany, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.
Daenerys: So What? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?
Jon: Her And Her Coven.
Daenerys: ok we're not witches.
Daenerys: D?
Khal Drogo: it's a nickname.
Daenerys: well from ages 3-6 my brothers called me pookie bear. But all good things must come to an end.
Daenerys: You Are a total rockstar Sansa Stark! Your totally getting me into Harvard!
Jorah: why should anyone wanna harm Viserys?
Daenerys: Maybe because they met him.
(I added this part) Khal Drogo: I Sure as hell do with the way he always treats My Moon Of My Life.
Daenerys: You poured a hot pot of melted Gold on Viserys Head My Sun And Stars.
Khal Drogo: yeah that's because Viserys The Beggar King Threatened My Khalessi And My Unborn Son.
Jorah: Violence is Never the answer.
Khal Drogo: it's the Dothraki Way.
Daenerys: You And Cersei deserve Each other. She's such a Bitch!
Jamie: Hey! Watch Your Mouth!
Daenerys: And your going to Jail!
Catelyn: Alright Guys. The first thing we're gonna do is... Daenerys!
Khal Drogo: Huh? Did I fall asleep already?
Daenerys: Excuse Me! We didn't come here to talk about Doreah! We came here to do things I can never tell My Brother about because he still thinks I'm a good girl.
Cersei: I'll give you the luxury of an open casket.
Arya: Not if I put you in one first! Drop The Butterknife Bitch!
Cersei: Careful Kid you might poke an eye out!
Daenerys: Cersei! That Wench! She always had a beef about me and Drogo.
Daenerys: Are You kidding? I'm working! I'm in the middle of an interrogation and this moron is giving me everything!
Daenerys: Drogo, when I look into the future, all I see is You, all I want is You.
Khal Drogo: I know the feeling.
Khal Drogo: So the Lion fell in Love with the lamb.
Daenerys: What a stupid lamb!
Khal Drogo: What a sick, Masochistic Lion.
Daenerys: Did you know I Told You So has a Brother Jon? And his name is Shut The Hell Up.
Jon: Good one.
Daenerys: Simpsons .
Jon: Must've missed that one.
Khal Drogo: Dany Are You taking a bath?
Daenerys: no I'm baking a cake. What do you think I'm doing.
Khal Drogo: Dany! What are you doing!? Just because we got a little drunk...
Daenerys: A LITTLE!? YOU CALL REELING AND PASSING OUT IN THE STREETS A LITTLE!? DROGO I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE I'M NEVER GOING OUT WITH YOU WHEN YOUR DRINKING AND I MEAN IT! TOO MANY THINGS CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOUR DRUNK IT'S ME OR THE BOOZE!
Daenerys: I hope I never see Jon Snow again, otherwise I'd probably fall in love with him. If I do, I just might.
Jon: Are You a real blonde? Are you real? How can I tell if it's the same color like on your eyebrows?
Daenerys: Get your feet off my chair and shut your trap!
Jon: who's gonna make me? Your boyfriend?
Daenerys: (Part I made up) Yes Actually! My Boyfriend is Khal Drogo, The Most Feared Dothraki Khal And he'll kill you for messing with me! Why don't you leave us alone? Be nice and leave us alone!
Jon: I'm never nice. Can I interest you in a Coca Cola or a 7Up?
Daenerys: GET LOST HOOD!
Jon: I'm sorry, I didn't know you had this problem with yelling in my face. Alright I'll go, I know when I'm not wanted.
Arya: I saw you talking with that new girl, what were you guys talking about?
Daenerys: Nothing. She's A Slut.
Catelyn: So should I pick you up after school or do you have another detention?
Sansa: I can walk home by myself like I have since I was a kid.
Catelyn: well when you were a kid Sansa I didn't have to worry about what trouble you were getting into Everytime you left my sight.
Sansa: Well Sorry for changing. It's a good thing you've still stayed the same. Your Still A Bitch.
Catelyn: Excuse Me young lady I Heard that!
Rhaella: So should I pick you up after school or do you have another detention?
Daenerys: I can walk home by myself like I have since I was a kid.
Rhaella: well when you were a kid Dany I didn't have to worry about what trouble you were getting into Everytime you left my sight.
Daenerys: well sorry for changing it's a good thing you've still stayed the same. Your Still A Bitch.
​​​​​​​Rhaella: Excuse me young lady I Heard that!
Margery: Dany Told Arya about the texts.
Sansa: What? why would she do that?
Margery: because she's Dany.
Sansa: Seriously Guys What Do I do?
Missandei: Be honest with him. Explain what happened and see what he says.
Ygritte: yeah and remember people can look guilty Of something even if their completely innocent.
Daenerys: You Know What? Screw That! Make a fake profile, friend Cersei, comb through that skanks page and nail his ass to the wall! Or you could do what Missandei Said.
Daenerys: I just wanna talk to her.
Melissandre: Hello? Yes?
Daenerys: *Slaps Mellisandre across the face. Think Hanna slapping Jenna in the girls bathroom in Pretty Little Liars Season 1 Someone To Watch Over Me* This is Dany, in case you couldn't guess.
Ygritte: A gun store? What is she doing in a frickin gun store!?
Daenerys: duh, can you say target practice?
Daenerys: no Ygritte! I'm sick of this! We're lying to everybody, everybody's lying to us No Moss!
Daenerys: *Stops in front of Melissandre's Car* Wow Melisandre, What a sight for sore eyes.
Daenerys: god you are so twisted.
Melisandre: I wonder how I got that way.
Arya: yeah she might tell someone she saw you.
Daenerys: witnesses can be a bitch.
Daenerys: You Know What? That is it! I'm going in for way more than a slap!
Missandei: Dany Stop!
Daenerys: Stop What!?
Arya: don't look at me I'm ready to hang a sign BITCH CAN SEE!
Daenerys: Missandei you don't need to know anymore Big Words, your already scary enough to anyone under 50.
Missandei: I am not scary! Am I scary?
Arya: a Little.
Daenerys: What Do You suppose Giant Freak Brianne was doing in there? Praying for bigger boobs?
Missandei: why do you even bother going to church?
Daenerys: I like to cover my bets.
Missandei: just be careful and wear sensible shoes.
Daenerys: Hey I wear 3 inches or I wear nothing.
Sansa: come get this bird Dany it's driving me crazy! YOU CAN'T IGNORE ME!
Daenerys: What? What do you want?!
Daenerys: You are allowed to date but your not open for business!
Rhaella: Dany!
Catelyn: are you starting a business Rhaella?
Daenerys: You And Gendry are gonna be fine. My nana once paid me $200 to shave my father's sideburns in his sleep because they were affront to his upbringing. He still has a scar close to his left ear. *laughs*
Arya: Wait You actually did it!?
Daenerys: are you kidding? I was 10 it was like a million dollars to me back then! I'd do it again!
Daenerys And Arya:* bursts out laughing *
Daenerys: I thought you'd see it my way. Oh and Melisandre, if you ever come back to Westeros, I'll Bury You.
Daenerys: The next time you call Robert, tell him that I said to GO TO HELL!
Melisandre: Maybe he's already there.
Margery: Daario is telling people you guys had sex.
Daenerys: And he's still breathing because...?
Ygritte: well when Khal Drogo finds out, Daario isn't gonna be breathing anymore.
Daenerys: Think Again Pigskin, I OWN YOU NOW!
Daenerys: Once I'm Done With That No Neck Bitch, She Won't Even Exist.
Daenerys: Sansa your worse than my father.
Daenerys: wow, all that testosterone and not a sheep in sight.
Renly: careful Daenerys, see I get your jokes but someday you might meet a guy who doesn't.
Melisandre: Wow. You say froggy, they jump.
Daenerys: their not as dumb as they look. They know they need me.
Daenerys: What's that saying? Boys play with toys and girls play with boys.
Khal Drogo: I haven't heard that one.
Khal Drogo: What were you up to tonight?
Daenerys: Burying a body.
Daenerys: Cersei is 5 feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail and I wanna pull it and I wanna yank it really hard!
Cersei: DAENERYS!
Daenerys: How Do You not strangle her?
Arya: *threatening Cersei * if I find out you had something to do with this, your gonna wish you'd broken your neck!
Daenerys: My Family is So screwed up, Dr. Phil wouldn't even take us on.
Jon: My Family has issues too .
Daenerys: *Teasingly* oh really? Did somebody butter their bread with a steak knife?
Daenerys: Who is that? Is that A?
Sansa: worse, it's my mother.
Sansa: Everytime Jon calls, you leave the room your mood changes.
Daenerys: Are you pregnant?
Sansa: Shut Up Dany. It's like your here but your not.
Arya: ok we get it we understand you have a boyfriend we've all had them!
Daenerys: yeah even Sansa.
Sansa: Shut Up Dany! But we don't put anyone above our friendship!
Ygritte: I'm not putting him above you guys, Jon's... he's dealing with some Really serious stuff right now.
Arya: Ygritte! Dany's mom might be going to prison like for real, Sansa and I have a car parked in our living room and I nearly lost an eye this afternoon! I think all of our stuff ranks on the serious charts.
Ygritte: ok I know, I promised him.
Daenerys : Ygritte What's the deal? Is Jon working with A Again?
Ygritte: no. A is giving him gifts too. Jon's Mother might have been murdered.
Daenerys: Her plus one Suddenly wants to be our BFF. She's trying to kill us with kindness before she actually just kills us.
Joffrey: who's This bitch?
Daenerys: I'm the bitch who's gonna slap you the next time I hear you say hoe!
Daenerys: he confess to Murder yet?
Daenerys: And I would like to see you castrated with a rusty steak knife neither are gonna happen but we can both dream.
Joffrey: honey I would like a mineral water.
Daenerys: And I would like to see your balls in a blender.
Daenerys: You think who's life is hell because of this prick! Dany do this ! *slaps Viserys * Dany do that! *slaps Viserys again * I want to hear him scream!
Daenerys: I am Khalessi Of the Dothraki, I am the wife of the great Khal
And I carry his son inside me. The next time you raise a hand to me will be the last time you have hands!
Daenerys: Maybe I am dead and I just don't know it yet? Maybe I am with you in the Night Lands.
Khal Drogo: or maybe I just refused to enter the Night Lands without you. Maybe I told The Great Stallion to fuck himself and came back here to wait for you.
Daenerys: *laughs* that sounds like something you would do.