Step 8: Beauty
Every woman wants to look beautiful. Every woman wants to be told they are beautiful. If you say you don't you're lying to yourself.
We all strive to look beyond expectations at least one day in our lives. And oh the things women go through to get that beauty.
Dresses are a pain, heels are a pain, makeup is a pain. Beauty is pain and not without price, so go tell her that she looks beautiful.
Kaileigh is beautiful.
If you tell Kaileigh that she is beautiful she might...
- hug you
- smile
- blush
- compliment you back
- thank you
And under very rare circumstances...
- kiss you
But if you make the mistake in calling her any word meaning the opposite of beautiful, which she is not, she might...
If she is an indecisive mood...
- stand there
- stare blankly
- wait for you to walk away
- not really care
If she is in an "bitch what" mood...
- make a very snarky comeback
- slap you
- punch your nose
- kick your shins
And in extreme cases
- shove gummy bears down your throat
- kill you with her laser vision
Or
- stab you in the neck with her heels
Because beauty is pain
Kaileigh is beautiful. Kaileigh is painful.
Love you girl <3
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