The extreme moment of fangirling has arrived. The moment where it all adds up. That time where you have reached the ultimate obsession stage. Where all the pieces of the puzzle come together and create a terrible nightmare. If fangirling had an equation it would be something like this.
Innocent girl + Bae - Life + Emotional Swings = Fangirling
That's just the fangirling equation. You've reached the stage where you have reached the top of Fangirl Mountain. The stage where everything begins to crumble and take control. The time where your mind has been taken over by your obsession. The fangirling equation is now even more difficult and can never be solved. Welcome to insanity.
I'm not talking about being mentally insane. Well......yeah, I guess I am. Just kidding, but this is still an important and critical stage. The moment where you have, in one word, become insane. Don't take this too hard. We all get there eventually.
I know because I've seen it in the real, crazy world. If someone were to ask me to describe my hardcore fangirl friends, I would say funny, amazing, and insane.
I feel in society nowadays, being a fangirl and getting called insane is a compliment. It's not something to bring down your self- esteem. Just embrace the fact that you are ultimately insane. Like I said, we all get there someday. Some just get there faster than others.
My friends who are into K-Pop are sometimes a little crazy, but I still love them. Friends have to also embrace their friends insanity. When you and your friends are fangirls, you have to accept their insanity as they will to you. If there was a contract for fangirl friendships, accepting their insanity would be at the top of the first page.
There are also the people who can fangirl without going insane. These people are just fangirls. No adjective to describe them should come before the fangirl. Whereas, hardcore fangirls are the ones that go insane. I have a couple friends I see as just fangirls. They obsess and like things, but they don't always seem to freak out. When I'm around anyway.
There aren't really any new side effects to being insane. Just take all the emotions I've told you throughout this book (crying, anxiety, dying, etc.) and multiply them by two. That's what it feels like. I've also noticed that people seem to scream more. This may be some information you want to consider before becoming a hardcore fangirl. Your throat will probably have major problems after becoming a hardcore fangirl.
I know what you're thinking. Becoming an ultimate fangirl sounds like a tough responsibility. Well, you're right. It is hard. My friends have been known to lose sleep over fangirling. Being a hardcore fangirl is like having a newborn child in your home. You don't get any sleep, your always tired and slouching, you may experience mood swings, and sometimes you just got to scream and let it all out. Welcome to the Fangirl Club. Hope you last.
All joking aside, being a fangirl isn't always bad. Sure, you have the insanity and the constant struggle to stay awake and obsess, but it's all worth it.
Don't be afraid to show your insanity. It's a way to show the public where you are in the fangirl process. When they see you going around screaming and constantly on your phone, they will smile and say, "Well, she's insane." Remember, it's a compliment. Just accept it.
Well, now that you're insane, let's continue our journey, shall we? Although I'm sad to say, it may be coming close to the end. You will soon be the ultimate and best fangirl in the whole world. From chapter one to chapter twelve you have grown to be such a fangirl, but it's not over yet. What are you waiting for? Turn the page!