Ch. 1 Fear tastes like an oreo, it needs milk.

"-AAAAND THIS IT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED! Agein. So this is LexEch (real channel) and I'll see ya guys later. BAIIIIIIII!" I ended the vidio and edited a little. I posted it and imedialy got a comment from The Random Show.
TheRandomShow: You know what? I have a question.
LexEch: Ask away friend!
TheRandomShow: How many masks do you even have?
LexEch: Lost count at 8. You can't blame me, they're fun to make!
TheRandomShow: Well then, bye friend!
LexEch: Baiiiiiiiiiiiiii

If you were wondering, the random show was one of my friends who does random stuff with her sister. I think it's her sister. They went by the names of Bob and Carol. I found it realy funny. When I was watching a little bit of Smosh, for some reason, I got a notification and I decided to check it out. It was the same skunk bag (iCarly anyone?) who keeps on spamming hate everywhere I go. Ugh, dang haters. I thought. Meh, haters gonna hate. I took off my mask and decided to lisson to a few Vocaloids songs before I went to bed, but before I fell asleep, I heared somebody say in a raspy voice, "You WILL  become one of us." I ignored it and blamed it on my imagination. Sometimes, I can't even tell. Oh well. (LOL! THAT RHYMED!)

~~~~~le' skipp o tyme and tacos~~~~~~~~

I woke up with one thought in my head, IT'S SATURDAY! YAY! Since I'm a lazy person, I decided "You know what? I wanna watch youtube and eat oreos." so that's what I did. I went to the kitchen and what I found was a little confusing. Where are all the knives? I checked the knife draw and saw one dinky knife in there. That's all. What the heck? I snucked to the garage and grabbed a broom to defend myself. I was home alone, scared, all the knives are gone, and I have a feeling whoever took it didn't like cooking. I gulped and ate a cookie to swalow my fear. Fear tases good actualy. Needs milk though.

What? Did you REALLY think fear tasts like dirt or something? Dude, I eat fear for breakfast! Anyways EVERY TIME YOU COMMENT A PUPPY EATS A KAWII CUPCAKE! EVERYTIME YOU VOTE AN ALPACA GROWS WINGS! Also that DANG BUG GOES AWAY! *swats knat or however you spell it* Got it. Anywayyyyssssssssssssssssssssssssss, STAY ALIVE! BAI PEOPLE WHO ACTUALY IS READING THIS!!!! seriously, people actualy read this?

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