Pit-!! You gotta be kidding me!
Dark- He-Hey, Pit! Whatcha up to?
Pit- I'm...ah--
Dark- Chess with a monkey, Huh?
Pit- Yeah...
Dark- Need any help?
Pit- I think I can beat one little monkey.
Pit takes a piece and moves but the monkey shows better.
Pit-.....How much time you got?
Dark- Well...lucky for you, your old rival, Dark Pit, just so happened to be the captain of his high school chess team! They used to call me..."The Pawnstar".
Pit- Ugh...
Dark-...yup...
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Pit-..."Smartest Show In Gaming", Huh?
Dark- Hey. It was just a theory.
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Dark- Is that The Completionist?
Hades- In the Hair!
Pit- Look, guys, I think I got this.
Hades-*puts his hand on Pit's shoulder* You do now!
Pit-....*tries to move away from Hades*
~~~
Hades- Welp! That's all I got!
Dark- What?!
Pit- But you're The COMPLETIONIST.
Hades- Yeah. And I'm completely LOUSY at chess!
~~~
Dark-*whisper* Who is that?
Thanatos- Thanatos. I'm Thanatos--
Pit-*whisper back* No one important.
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BLOOPERS
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Dark- They used to call me...*trying to think of good pun*..."The Pawnmaster".
Dark moved a chess piece and Pit shook his head.
Pit-...You could have made a great.."Pawnstar" joke.
~~~
Dark-*looks at Thanatos* *whisper* Who is that?
Pit-*whisper back* No one important.
Dark-*whisper* He's so unimportant that you skipped his line.
~~~
Pit-*deep breath* I forget my line.
~~~
Hades- Alright kids-I'm looking right at the camera!
Pit and Dark laugh.
~~~
Hades- Welp! That's all I got!
Dark- What, that's it?
Hades- ...Yeah.
Pit- Well fuck you, then.
The three of them laugh.
~~~
Hades- Welp, that's all I got!
Dark- What?!
Pit-*forgot his line*.....!! But you're The Completionist.
The three of them burst into laughter.
Arlon- Most convincing!
More laughter.
Dark- The inner monologue: just, like, chugging along...
Hades and Pit laugh some more.
~~~
Pit- Look, I appreciate it, but really, truly, I got this. Okay?
Thanatos- Do I hear somebody who's got this?
Pit- Oh...*facpalms*
They all laugh.
~~~
Thanatos- Did somebody need Help??
Everyone is silent.
Dark- no.
~~~
Pit- We all know what's at stake. We all know our families are being held hostage by the monkeys!!
Hades burst into laugher as Pit mouths "What?"
Hades-*still lauging* I'm sorry!!
Dark and Thanatos burst out laughing.
Pit- Are your families being--
Pit bursts into laugher.
~~~
Dark- Hey. It's just a theory. A GAME Theory!!
~~~
Hades- Alright kids!! *cracks knuckles with evil look* Playtime is over!
Everyone is silent.
Dark-*in distance* Is that The Completionist?
Everyone laughs.

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