{Incorrect quotes stolen by yours truly from our doc}

Ash: Fallen, can you help me with my homework?

Rose: Can someone help me with my homework?

Fallen: *looking desperately at Kola*

Kola: *sipping Kool-Aid* This is none of my business.

Fallen: God damnit, Kola.

Kola: Finds the key

Fallen: Picks the lock

Ash: Kicks down the door

Rose: Politely knocks

Rose: Words ending in ie are so cute! Cookie, sweetie, cutie...

Ash: Eyyyyy homie!

Kola: You forgot cootie..

Fallen: What about die

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Ash

Looks as if could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Fallen

Looks as if could kill you and can actually kill you: Kola

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Rose

Rose: You mess with my friends you mess with me

Kola: I can buy your whole entire family

Fallen: *Downs kool aid* I can figure this out

Ash: Hold my juice and watch this

Rose: The bowl is half empty

Kola: No the bowl is half full

Ash: Frick whatever it is there's room for more chocolate!

Kola: *Stares blankly at a chalkboard*

Fallen: Are you okay?

Kola: *Turns to stare blankly at Fallen*

Fallen: Kola?

Kola: Do you think dogs know about thumbs?

Fallen: What?

Kola: Or do they think humans are magic because of thumbs?

Fallen: This is why people said I shouldn't be friends with you.

Ash: I'm so fricking mad right now there are so many ways they could've killed Thanos I'm so mad right now!

Rose: Wait, Loki will come back right? He will come back, right? Tell me this isn't a muffining joke right now-

Fallen: PETER QUILL JUST LOST THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE, PETER PARKER WAS SO AFRAID TO DIE, GROOT SAID DAD, BUCKY SAID STEVE T'CHALLA??? COME BACK RIGHT NOW YOU'D BETTER FRICKING FIX THIS!

Kola: *Doesn't watch Marvel and calmly sips her hot chocolate*