1. Say the words 'Severus', 'Snape' or 'Severus Snape' and 'cool', 'amazing' or 'fun' in the same sentence.

2. Say after every statement, 'I'm Sirius, oh wait that's you.'

3. Show him fanfictions about him and Snape.

4. Insist Mundungus is his soulmate and they must get married now.

5. Send him love notes from Umbridge.

6. Mess with his hair.

7. Talk to his mother.

8. Ask him about his 'Best Friend' Peter or his favourite Marauder Wormtail.

9. Threaten Harry.

10. Ask why his house is so messy.

~District_Gryffindor