Okay, I need serious help...

I'm currently lying in bed, really needing to pee.
'Why don't you just go pee!?' Is what you are all probably thinking. Well I can't as there is a massive spider waiting for me.

Not joking, the spider is massive. Not quite the biggest spider I've seen, but it'll be about the fifth biggest one I've seen in person.

What do I do!?!!?!!?? I could wait for my mum to come out and if she doesn't kill it, then the dogs might after we let them out. Or I could kill it with a shoe.

I guess I'm not that scared that it's still there, I'm more scared that it's gone... ugh!!!!

What would I do if it is gone?? If it is gone, then I'll walk this earth, forever in fear... and OMG!! My mum just came out and walked straight past it!!!!

Update: it was my dad who just walked past the location where the spider 'was'. WWAASSSSSSSSS!!! Yes the spider has gone!! It's disappeared. I told my dad as I sprinted down the hall and he let me go to his toilet and when I walked past my mum, she laughed.

I knew it!! The spider wants me and she won't stop until she gets me, until I stop walking this earth. She will find me and when she does I'll be waiting... with a fly squat, insect spay, shotgun, shoes, an army of cats and dogs and a tamed crocodile that won't hurt a fly but it will hurt a spider!!!!