Christmas (part 2 of 2)

Ruby was laying down in her dorm thinking about what that boy did. "Who is he?" (Y/n) was on the roof making a silent hose to get all the presents on the roof. Then he started to sing.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,
YOUR HEART'S AN EMPTY HOLE,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,
Given a choice between the two of you'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

He laughed as he finished. "God I'm funny." He kept working as max handed him tools.

Times skip

It was nearly midnight as (y/n) watched from the roof of beacon wearing a Santa outfit. He had max next to him and saw the real Santa leaving right there. "Crap! Forgot the reindeer. Wait I'm in the school theirs no need." He then grabbed all the hoses and carried them over his shoulder sneaking them under the doors until he got to team RWBY. He had to make sure that zwei wasn't there. He then saw the tree and glared at it. He snuck in and started to grab it.

"Santa?" Ruby asked sitting up in bed. (Y/n) stopped instantly and set the tree up correctly. "Why are you taking our tree?" (Y/n) started to get nervous when he got an idea.

"Why little one there's a light on this tree that won't light," breaks a light, "so I'm taking it to my workshop and fixing it up there then I'll bring it back here." He explained in a fake Santa Claus voice.

"Oh okay." He then helped her back to bed and gave her a cup of water. "Santa before you go." She asked. "What is the meaning of Christmas?"

"Revenge!" He put his head through the tree. "Uh I mean the presents." She looked disappointed.

"Oh okay." She said. "Can you give (y/n) something this year. He may hate Christmas but he's a really good person." She then fell asleep. (Y/n) grabbed the tree and left through the door.

"Cute kid. Bad judge of character."

Timeskip.

It was almost dawn as the last of the presents were sucked up. (Y/n) laid on the roof exhausted. "We did it max!" Max came over and licked his face. "Now when they all wake up they'll be sad and it's going to be great!" As everyone exited their rooms they saw everyone had been stolen from. Team CRDL started yelling at everyone.

"WHERE'S THE GRINCH?!" cardin yelled. "He did it I know he did it. Now I want to know where's my presents?"

"Cardin shut up." Yang said. "It's not about the presents. It's about being with your family and loved ones." She hugged ruby close and smiled. (Y/n) heard no sounds of sadness.

"Well this failed." He said with a shrug. "But why? It came without anything." He started to think until his thinker was sore. "Maybe Christmas is something more?" He felt his heart beat faster and warm up. He then tripped over the reverse switch sending presents fly through the air at the students. "Well there's always next year."

(Yes I know this one sucked but it's all in the holiday cheer. So I hope you laughed and enjoyed. MERRY CHRISTMAS!)

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