1. Okay so... I'm apparently not reading fluff.

2. What. The hell. Am I. Reading.

3. Omg is it...

4. Yes I think it is.

5. The hat Fic.

6. Omg I'm reading the hat Fic.

7. This is am-

8. Wait are you just drinking Striker's blood ?

9. Hell

10. This

11. Is

12. So

13. Terrifyingly

14. Funny

15. DONT FUCK YOUR MATE WITH A DEAD HAMSTER

16. Did I actually say that ?

17. I think I did

18. What had the Internet done to my brain ?

19. I could be outside and have friends

20. I could do something with my life

21. I could stop being useless to the world

22. Fuck am I thinking about the deep sense of my life because of the Hat Fic ?

23. This is giving me an existential crisis.

24. So yeah thf is in fact a psychological book

25. Oh my god

26. Schools should give it to kids

27. For their own good

28. Oh wait

29. Let's forget this idea, they're gonna start to eat the hamster

30. Is it okay if I'm laughing ?

31. I mean, it's not specially funny

32. But just...

33. Someone actually wrote it

34. Someone has thought that people could be interested by this story

35. Someone has imagined this story

36. And then has thought that people on the Internet would be glad to read it

37. I must say that the writing is not that bad

38. The author is actually quite good

39. And let's talk about a fact

40. This is probably one of the most famous phanfic

41. The author became so famous

42. They can be so proud of themselves

43. I'm very proud of them

44. So

45. Back to the fiction

46. "And every month, we buy a hamster"

47. Oh yeah

48. This is amazing.

49. Horrific. Terrible. Disgusting.

50. But holy crap this is amazingly funny.

So yeah now you can tell how crazy I am. But I truly think that this phanfic has an amazing side. The writing and just the idea. I know that it's a bit disgusting and I disapprove the... Hamster eating. I don't think the author is a crazy person who eats animals and then have sex with him.

They are probably just someone wanting to write something totally crazy for making fun of phanfictions and craziness of the Phandom.

I think it's a genius.

Literally.

I actually met some friends with the hat Fic and as much I think it's quite disgusting, as much it makes me laugh SO HARD.

So yeah I must be the only one thinking like that x')