Narrator: TwAs ThE nIgHT bEfOrE cHrIsTmA-

Poopy: *Comes in and shoots out poop from her fucking anus at the narrator* nO yOu DiPsHiT iTs PoOpMaS

N: i-I-

P: aNyWaY~

N: mAy I pLeAsE dO mY jOb

P: nO iM tElLiNg ThIs StOrY

N: bUt iM tHe NaRrAtOr

P: StFu NoW aS i WaS sAyInG

N: *Spanks her ass*

Creep: *Appears out of nowhere* aYe OnLy i CaN dO thAt

N: i WiLL bE tElLiNg ThE sToRy ThAnK yOu VeRy mUcH nOw Ms. KcIrDnEk-

P: AhEm ThAtS mRs. KcIrDnEk iM mArRiEd tO mY bRaNcHiE tHaNk YoU

Branch: *Appears out of nowhere* tF nO yOu AiNt iM mArRiEd tO PoO- i MeAn PoPpY

K: cAn YaLL jUsT LiKe StFu AnD lEt mE teLL mY sToRy

P: iTs mY sToRy

K: IgHt ThEn ShUt uP aNd gO SiT nExT tO yOuR bOYfRiEnD

P: don't teLL mE wHaT tO dO *Goes and sits next to Branch*

B: eW *Leaves to go fucc Poppy*

P: >:0

C: HeY bAbE lEtS gO mAkE oUt

P: ShUt uP cReEp I aInT mAkInG lOvE wItH yOu ToDaY *Drowns him in pee and diarrhea*

C: *Gets turned on by her poopyness* tHiS iS wHy i WaNt tO mAkE ouTTtTtT

N: ......iGhT iMmA hEaD oUt

P: oH nO yA dOnT yOu GoTtA tEll mY sToRy

N: ItS nOt YoUr sToRy

P: ItS cAlLeD hOw PoOpY sToLe PoOpMaS

N: uM nO iTs AcTuAlLy cALLeD hOw ThE hOrSeS sToLe ChRiStMaS

P: wElL iM sTeAlinG iT nOw *chokes him with poo*

N: *R.I.P*

C: :OOO yOu LuCkY aSs FuCkEr YoU gOt tO bE cHoKeD tO dEaTh bY mY bAe

P: AnD tHiS mY fRiEnDs iS tHe BeGinNIng oF hOw i, PoOpY, sToLe PoOpMaS

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C: sO bAbY hOw YoU gOnNa dO tHiS?

P: iMmA tAkE OvEr ChRiStMaS aNd MaKe iT pOoPmAs

C: :OOO gEnIuS

P: iGhT sO fIrSt LeTs DeLiVeR eVeRyOnE tHeIr PoOpMaS pReSeNtS

C: :000 pReSeNtS? b-BuT tHaT sOuNDs KiNd

P: oH hO hO yOuLL sEe

*They walk over to Poppy's pod*

P: FiRsT lEtS sPrEaD sUm PoOpMaS cHeEr aT oUr QuEeNs PlAcE

C: THE BEST WAY TO SPREAD POOPMAS CHEER IS TO FART LOUD FOR ALL TO HEAR :D

P: ......

C: :DDD

P: bOi YoU hIgH oR sUmThiN *twists doorknob and opens house*

*Insert loud moans*

Poppy: A-aHhH- b-BrAnCh OhHhHh YeSsS mMmM~

Branch: oHhH pOoPy BaBy YeSsS sUcK iT hArDeR~

Po: >:OOOO POOPY?! *Spanks his ass*

B: oWWWwW oHh ThAt FeLt GoOd

P: w-WhAt ThE?!

Biggie: eY sMiDgEy LeTs GeT dIgGiTy DoWn AnD dO tHe FrIcKiTy FrAcK sLaPpItY sLaP~

Smidge: no. *Goes and fuccs Milton*

Bi: :( oH wElL, aT lEaSt i HaVe YoU mR. d!

Mr. D: ah hell nah *leaves and goes to branch's bunker to do it with Gary*

Bi: oOp

Mr. PP: NOOOOO MR. D WHYYYY

P: t-ThEsE fOtHeR mUcKeRs ArE uNiTiNg ThEiR sEx StRiNgS wItHoUt mE?!

C: hEyYyY wE cAn AlWaYs-

P: *Slaps him* no

C: :0000 mMm SaSsy~

Shrek: oH yEs~ RiGhT thErE bAbY rIgHt THeRe~

Shark Puppet: *mOaNs but since he's shark puppet its a shark puppet scream*

P: HEY

*Everyone stops their fucc session*

Po: OmG hI pOoPy! WanNa JoIn AnD hAvE a ThReEsOmE?

P: nO yOu PiNk AsS bItCh iM hErE tO sPrEaD pOoPmAs ChEeR

C: BY FARTING LOUD FOR ALL TO HEAR! :D

P: nO yOu NiBbA. hErE tAkE yOuR gIfTs *Throws coal at everyone*

*A piece of coal hits branch's dicc*

B: O W

Po: aYe OnLy i CaN hIt HiS dIcK

Satin: uM tF iS tHiS

Chenille: iT lOoKs LiKe CoAl

P: nO yOu BliND aSs FuCcErS iTs HaRd DrIeD pOoP.

Cooper: *Eats it*

P: uGh iM dOnE hErE. lEtS gO cReEp

C: *About to stick his 1 centimeter long dicc into Ariel* :OO tO bEd?!

P: nO tO tHe MoOn

C: oH

Ariel: wAiT bAbY nO yOu CaNt LeAvE mE iM pReGnAnT wItH oUr SoN

C: iM sOrRy mY lOvE bUt i MuSt gO *Leaves with poopy but pops his head back in through the door* nAmE tHe KiD cHaZ :D

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*on the moon*

P: i HaVe ArRiVeD pEsEnTs

Horses: *twerking*

P: tF iS tHiS pLaCe

C: LoOkS liKe iT wAs MaDe bY a BuNcH oF cRaCkhEaDs FrOm aN aMiNo ChAt

P: nO yOu DuMbAsS iTs ObViOuSlY mAdE bY tEeN gIrLs AnD oNe BoY hIgH oN fRoNdS aNd MaRsHtAtOs

C: ThOsE aRe ThE sA-

P: *Shoves poo in his mouth to shut him up*

C: *Swallows it* yUm

P: bOw BeFoRe mE pEsAnTs!

Horses: *keep twerking*

P: YoU iGnOrAnT nIbBaS

*F.A.M comes in on top of a giant horse twerking to old town road*

P: tF?!

San: oMg LoOk YaLL iTs PoOpY aNd CrEeP!

F.A.M: :OOO

Georgia: oMg!

Goldie: yaLL sHoUld LiKe

L'Chey: mAkE lOvE

C: tHaTs wHat iVe bEeN sAyInG!

P: nO

Mari: yOu WoNt ReGrEt iT

Evan: yEs

P: sTfU iF yALL wAnNa sEe PoRn sO bAd ThEn UnItE yOuR oWn SeX sTrInGs

Daneh: oMg YeS sAn LeTs dO iT

Tem: *gets the camera*

Lee: mAyAaA cOmE oN

Maya: iM hErE bAbY

C: oMg PoOpY lEtS jOiN tHeM

Arya: Y E S

P: nO

Nikko: i LoVe YoU aLL sO mUcH

Leti: lOvE yOu All tOo

Jaden: suckups-

P: iGhT cReEp ThEsE fOoKeRs ArEnT wOrTh iT lEtS hEaD oUt

*They leave*

Horses: *Still twerking*

F.A.M: AnD wE

***

*Back in Troll Village*

P: k NoW tHaT wEvE dEcKeD tHe HaLLs WiTh ShIt AnD FiLLeD eVeRyOnEs WaLL sOcKs wItH pOoP iTs TiMe FoR tHe FiNaL sTeP

C: TO MAKE BABIES?? :D

P: nO

C: :((

P: tO mAkE iT sNoW

C: :OOO SnOw?! BuT tHaT wILL mAkE tHe TrOLLs HapPy

P: NoT iF wE gIvE tHeM yELLoW sNoW

C: :OOOOO gEnIuS

P: iGhT lEtS gO

C: iLL cOlOr ThE sNoW! *strips off his pants and flops around his tiny pp*

P: tF

C: yOu TuRnEd oN? ;)

P: eW nO. nOw PeE yOu PeSaNt

C: *Pees*

P: I sHaLL gO sInG wHiLe YoU tAkE a PiSs

C: wAiT wHaT dO i dO iF i RuN oUt oF pE- oH sHeS aLrEaDy GoNe

P: DeCk ThE hAlLs WiTh MeAtY bUtToCkS fArT fArT fArT fArT fArT fArT fArT fArT fArT

C: sIgH, sUcH aN aNgELiC vOiCe

P: AyE yO dIpShIt, yA dOnE?

C: yEe. CaN i SiNg NoW?

P: nO nO oNe WaNtS tO hEaR yOuR eArRaPe

C: BuT bUt :(

P: uCh FiNe

C: :DDD EJJNWNNQNmsnsnwnkjJWJSJNWJjej72$2$:&*]*}€{! *inhales* aLL i WaNt FoR cHrIsTmAaAaAaS iS tO fUcC yOuUu ;D

P:

C: ;D

P:

P: FuCk YoU

C: :(

P: *Puts all the snow in the bucket, gets on top of the troll tree, and dumps all the snow*

Random troll: :OO oMg! LoOk EvErYoNe!

Another troll: GaSp BuBbLe! SnOw!!

Keith: sNOWWW????

That one troll: oH mY gOoBy GoObErTs! ItS sNoWiNg!

Sum guy: YeAh nO sHiT sHeRlOcK

Your mom: hEy...WhY iS tHe SnOw..YeLLoW?

Everyone: :OOOOOO

Branchwise: iTs PeE!!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHWHSBBWBSNBWNSNSNNNWNSNMSMSAMSNSMZNWJSQIIQIWIUEWUWUUEJWKMZMEKWA

F.A.M: iTs PoOpY! sHeS cOmE tO sTeAL cHrIsTmAs!

P: 1. lMfAo yOu JuSt NoTiCeD? 2. iTs pOOPMAS NOT CHRISTMAS >:((

Jesanch: *kills poopy with the power of the gOdS* Finally she's gone

C: PoOpY mY bAe NoOoOooO

Ariel: iTs OkAy CrEePy PoO yOuVe StiLL gOt mE aNd ChAz

C: nO

~ThE eNd~