*****

"Good show everybody!"
Someone says.

Mitch found out that I has a really good singing voice and so does my husband, Chrust.

So we joined PTX. It's not PentaFlowerChrust.

"Thanks"

I feel sick so I run to the bathroom and throw up. Everyone gasps.
"You're pregnant!!!!!!!" I cry omg I'm pregnant!!!!!

****

I wasn't actually pregnant, I had salmonella from eating too much cake batter. But it's ok cause I adopted a kid when I found out I wasn't pregnant.

I named her...

Bisexual.

So now when she meets people, no matter what, even if she isn't bisexual she'll have to say "I am bisexual" to carry on my legacy!!!

The end.