(If you get triggered easily or whatever don't read ok bye)

*cue stereotype PTX commentator. That's you, _Assiral_ *
(This isn't me being shady or attacking anybody's book! I literally have a book like this, I'm just poking fun at the common plot twists and such! Enjoy!)

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Flowers POV

Hi my name is flower. I'm 13 and I'm in "Orphanage For Orphans Orphanage" since I was 2.
I'm super weird so I get picked on by other orphans because they're main goal in life is not to be adopted, no, but to bully me because I don't have parents unlike them! Wait...

Ok so basically, I'm sitting in my room on my PTX blankets in my PTX shirt and my PTX khakis and PTX socks. I love PTX haha.
I also love superfruit, Scott and Mitch r my queeeeeeeens omg slay hunty yass bitch.

Miss Brown walks in, all orphanage owners are super mean and evil BTW.
Even though in the U.S their are basically only fosters homes but whatever I'm in an orphanage.

"Hey you ugly, fat, worthless orphan! It's time for you to go out and socialize! It's adoption day but I doubt you'll get adopted you dumb fat bitch!" She says before slamming the door.

(Rt if you cri everytime)
I cry and run to the bathroom before cutting myself because I am depressed and all depressed people must self harm!!!!

"Hey bitch!"
Gloria says, she has long red hair and eyes and a nose.

"Leave me alone." I asked quietly because I'm shy.
She punches me in the face.
"U suck!" She says before leaving. I wipe my face and look in the mirror.

I have long blond hair, blue eyes, no acne, and straight white teeth.

Btw I'm bisexual.
I am also bisexual.

I stop in the living and scream. I see Scott and Mitch from pentatoeriex!!!!!

"Hi. I'm Mitchell Micheal Coby Grassi! 1/5 members of pentatonix!"
Mitch says. I cry of happiness.

"And I'm Scott Richard Hoying. 1/5 members of pentatonix! I can riff and I love Beyoncé and editing our YouTube channel superfruit' videos!"
Scott says, I hug them.

"Ur my idolls!" I says. They hug back.

"We have to ask u some questions before we adopt you because we wanna make sure your perfect, we're not just gonna randomly adopted someone unless we know their favorite youtuber! Haha! That would be silly!"
Mitch says, me and Scott laugh in agreement I am bisexual.

"Who's ur favorite band?" Mitch asks.

"PTX"

"What's ur favorite YouTube channel?"
Scott asks.

"Super fruit"

"Ok we'll adopt you." I squeal Bedford miss brown comes out.

"Hey! You can't adopt her, she's worthless! I hate her so much that I don't wan you're adopt her so she can stay here and be a burden because I hate her that much that I don't want her out of my life!"
Miss brown yells. Scott wraps his arms around my protectively while Mitch slaps her.

"She's my daughter I luv her. Ur just a sad old women who is probably single!!"
Me and Scotts jaw drop.

"DRAG HER MITCH YASSS OMG SO FIRRCE YASS QUEEN YASSS!"
We say and leave

I'm bisexual.