Eclipsepaw stumbled into the camp, depositing her 32 anacondas into the fresh-kill pile.

She was exhausted from staying up until 5 am every night staring at Stonepaw's face, though it's not like that would affect her training or anything.

He was such a beautiful apprentice. Eclipsepaw, being a warrior cats protagonists, was especially attracted by that fact that their relationship was forbidden. She was also super into his gray fur and blue eyes that most cats shared. He was also-.

"Psst! Eclipsepaw!"

Eclipsepaw turned angrily to see Insertplantnamehereleaf poking her head out of the medicine den staring at her. "What do you want? I was busy daydreaming about my boyfriend from WindClan, an apprentice, gray fur, blue eyes, great face, I see him every night in a secret chamber underground, behind that bush by that one tree, you can't miss it-."

"Shut up!" Insertplantnamehereleaf hissed. "Come here!"

Eclipsepaw sighed angrily as she stomped over to the medicine den. "Wat?"

Wait, take like two steps back."

"Okay."

"One more."

"Ok."

"Scoot to the right a bit."

"OK."

"My right, not your right."

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!"

Insertplantnamehereleaf made a stressed out noise. "I'm trying to get you in a position where you can perfectly see and hear Smokepaw and I and we can probably see you but we're either too stupid or too focused on our conversation to notice you."

"Oh. Okay." Eclipsepaw got into the perfect position.

"A little to the ri-."

"WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?!?!"

"It's just super important to the plot okay just bear with me."

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh." Eclipsepaw sighed.

Insertplantnamehereleaf cleared her throat before getting into character, sorting herbs while acting super spaced out.

Smokepaw walked in from his room and immediately noticed his mentor's change of attitude. "Jumping Jellyfish!!!" He exclaimed. "Insertplantnamehereleaf! What Is The Problem?!?!"

"Oh Smokepaw." Insertplantnamehereleaf sighed. "I'm just super distracted by that prophecy I got the day Eclipspaw was born."

"Great Grinning Goats!!!" Smokepaw yelled. "What Was That Prophecy Again? I Seem To Have Forgotten It."

"Okay, give me a second." Insertplantnamehereleaf took out her phone and opened Wattpad, going to the prologue of this book and copy and pasting it into this chapter. "An Eclipse will save Thunderclan from the Villain."

Eclipsepaw gasped loudly from her hiding spot. "An Eclipse will save Thunderclan from the Villain." What could that mean?!?!

"Batman's Brother's Bi Boyfriend!!!" Smokepaw shouted. "What Could It Mean?!?! WHAT COULD An Eclipse will save Thunderclan from the Villain MEAN?!?!"

He was silenced by a slap in the face by Insertplantnamehereleaf, which triggered a laugh track. "I don't know what it means." Insertplantnamehereleaf responded. "But it must be kept a secret from everyone!"

"Great Idea Insertplantnamehereleaf!!!" Smokepaw replied, laughing heartily. "Boy, You Sure Do Know What's Best!"

As their theme song played, Eclipsepaw staggered away into the middle of camp. "I WONDER WHAT An Eclipse will save Thunderclan from the Villain MEANS!!!" She thought out loud, before being interrupted by an alarm on her phone. "Oh look, it's time to go meet my SUPER SECRET FORBIDDEN BOYFRIEND." And so she skipped away.

And so the author flew herself directly into the sun because this is the cringiest thing she has ever written.