"Eclipsepaw! Wake up!" Ironstar called from outside the apprentice den.

Eclipsepaw groaned in annoyance as she rolled onto her back and started punching a beeping alarm clock next to her. The alarm clock didn't stop beeping so Eclipsepaw just got angry and smashed it with her paw. Pieces of plastic exploded across the den.

Luckily, it didn't injure anyone except for that one apprentice that no one cares about.

Eclipsepaw rolled out of the den. "Wat is it?" She asked giving Ironstar a terrifying evil eye. Ironstar started sweating.

"We're training with Blackpaw today!" Ironstar answered excitedly.

Eclipsekit froze in her tracks, slowly turning her head to look at her EVIL brother, who was standing next to his mentor and glaring at her.

"Where's Smokepaw?" Blackpaw asked EVILLY.

"He's the medicine cat apprentice, since the main character of a Warrior Cats Fanfiction always has to have a family member who is a medicine cat, even though Insertplantnamehereleaf is already her grandma." Dogflower answered.

"Insertplantnamehereleaf is my grandma?" Eclipsepaw questioned.

Smokepaw waved at them from the medicine den, since all medicine cats have to be super friendly.

"Okay let's go." Ironstar said as he led them into the forest.

"Today, we are learning how to hunt." Dogflower explained.

Eclipsepaw almost blurted out how she destroyed the entire prey population in the forest. ALMOST.

"Blackpaw. Go EVILLY get that squirrel that was conveniently placed where it is surrounded by leaves and twigs and has a getaway tree." Dogflower said.

Blackpaw EVILLY got into a hunting crouch, but hadn't even moved an inch before all the twigs in the area snapped all at once, alerting the squirrel. Blackpaw EVILLY pounced anyways, but the squirrel was already in the tree by then and Blackpaw EVILLY landed flat on his face. The squirrel laughed at him.

"MOTHER$#@&##!!!" Blackpaw EVILLY screamed at the top of his lungs.

"It's okay Blackpaw." Dogflower said calmly to his apprentice, who was still EVILLY cursing his lungs out.

"Eclipsepaw, now it's your turn. Go get that mouse that happens to be both blind and deaf that is conveniently placed in an open clearing with absolutely nothing that can prevent you from catching it." Ironstar said.

Eclipsepaw nodded and got into a perfect hunting crouch. She could have charged the mouse and still have caught it, but she decided to be more careful, even though the mouse was handicapped. She easily jumped the distance between her and the mouse and grabbed it between her paws. It didn't even try to escape. She easily twisted its head, snapping its neck.

"GREAT JOB!!!" Ironstar said ecstatically. Dogflower also smiled while Blackpaw EVILLY glared at her.

That day, Eclipsepaw returned to camp with 100 mice, 100 squirrel, 100 of every type of bird on Earth, 100 rabbits, 100 moles, and 100 of every other animal in the forest. Ironstar came back with a mouse and a rabbit, Dogflower came back with a robin, and Blackpaw EVILLY came back with herbs because he couldn't catch anything else on his own.