Eclipsepaw happily crossed the ShadowClan border at midnight. She had found a promising apprentice to have a forbidden relationship with on Tinder.

His name was apparently Shamelesspaw. Eclipsepaw wasn't exactly sure what that was supposed to mean, but the cat in the picture was so unbelievably photogenic that she just had to check him out.

Sure enough, she ran into a dark gray tom a few seconds later. He sat under a tree glued to his phone.

"Hello." Eclipsepaw called, before literally jumping back 11 feet when the cat's head snapped up so violently that she heard a crack.

"Hello there!" Shamelesspaw called merrily, the world's most forced smile plastered on his face. Eclipsepaw gasped in horror. He sounded exactly like Floe from the Progressive commercials.
"Have you ever looked through Icecream_Puppy's account?"

"W-what are you talking about?" Eclipsepaw asked nervously.

"Well if you haven't, dear reader, go look at it now!"

Eclipsepaw glanced at you through the screen. "You see them too?" She whispered.

"You'll find many GREAT books such as Ask Warrior Cats, The Best Book Ever, and Kindness Lessons!"

The tom suddenly raised a paw and plunged in deep into his phone, the paw going into the screen as if it was a portal. Eclipsepaw watched in horror as Shamelesspaw started pulling a human hand out of his phone. Slowly and painfully, the dark gray tom yanked the two-leg out of the phone.

To Eclipsepaw's surprise, the two-leg snapped her fingers and her battered body was fine. The short two-leg was a female, and was dressed head to toe like a pale gray cat.

Willowecho: What's happeni- oh wait. Is this my advertisement?!

"What's going on?!" Eclipsepaw shrieked. "Why did the writing style suddenly change when she spoke?!"

"Quick Willowecho! Do you bit!" Shamelesspaw yelled.

Willowecho: *clears her through and sits up straight* Please read Ask Warrior Cats. *leans into the screen* We need questions desperately. *disappears back into Shamelesspaw's phone*

Shamelesspaw stared at his phone. "You'd think she has more to say considering the fact that this book is her life and only income." He muttered.

"Um, Shamelesspaw? What the heck just happened?" Eclipsepaw asked.

"Oh no! My name isn't Shamelesspaw anymore. I received my warrior name this morning." The tom interrupted.

"What is it?"

"Shamelessadvertising."

"Figures."

"So, you wanna date now? I can tell you about this other account that paid me to advertise-."

"No, I think we're through."

I formally apologize for this chapter and you don't need to check out my account after reading this.

Just gotta get something out before the year ends...