Prepare to cringe.
(Typos are on purpose and it's supposed to be horrible so please don't think I'm being serious. Btw, KittyInACup (ma queen. Go follow her now or else)  gave me this idea because of her Harry Potter spoof. ENJOY!

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Joey's POV.

I got up from my bed and thought to myself  "omg I should vlog now" so I piled out my cam and clicked 'vlog'

"HEY GUYS. ITS JOEY AND IM HUNGRY. SO BYE"

'Good start' I think to myself. I'm a rlly good vlogger. I walk downstairs and see my BFF Meghan.

"hi" I say as I walk in and eat food that I found somewhere.

"hey" I finished and then went to the mall. When I get there, I see a rlly cute guy...

Omg wait. IM I GAY!? I THINK A MALE IS ATTRACTIVE. I MUST BE GAY BECAUSE--LOGIC!

Omg he looked at me. I blushed so hard that I wanted to pee and throw up everywhere and on everyone and everything.

OMG. He's walking towards me omg omg omg!!!!!!!111

"Hey I'm Daniel. Wanna go on a date!"

"OMG! YAS!!!!!!!" I screamed and jumped into his arms and we started hugging. I think I'm in love with him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rate the horribleness on this story from 1-10. 1 being good, and 10 being bad.

I'm laughing so hard while writing this cause I'm immature AF.