lol wtf

I found this whilst I was googling cringy Levi x OC shet.

And there's a story to it too.

They all needed to be saved. in the future everyone had been eaten away by those awful hungry titans! one girl was said back then to be destined to save them all from their fate.

Here in the future they had decided to send this girl back in time and save them all!

this girl's name was Chyna Ashley Vanity was the girl thay had been looking for their entire lives!

she was strong determand and brave enough for the job. she had been bullied in the middle school where she went to skule (A/N: this is how I spell school so DEAL WITH IT). Everyone, all the cliques, hated on her because she was cyber goth. she didn't care. she liked how she looked.

she loved black and purple so it just seemed to work for her. she even died her hair purpel!!!!!!!!
(A/N: this is what she would look like: Chyna )

But............that wasn't the only reason she had been bullied. she also had hetrochromia and people would throw her in the dumpsters for it sincw she had one green eye and one blue. she had to live with that pain for a year now.........having no one like her. her parents even hated her, but that was because they did meth and sold meth to pay their bills. she often wanted to die, but she never did. she always held on.

and now she understood why when this military man stood infront of her with the time machine.

"Chyna........we heard about ur bullies....and we want you to know that were sending you back to the 800s to help the orgininal survey corps defeat the titans! you'll have to join the military though. you are their long awaited prophet, make them proud!"

"I will. yeesh, i can't belevie i have to so this. But whatever."

Reluctantly she stepped into the time machine...........

***~~Le Timeskip Brought to You by Sawney and Bean!~~***

Chyna didnt know where she was. all she saw was that she was in a military uniform and laying on the ground.

"Oi brat! tch, get up off the floor."

this man with black hair and a sexy face and body was looking up at me. i blushed.

"huh...who are you?"

"what do you mean you don't know me? tch, stupid bart. with purple hair. I'm Levi muthafuckin Ackerman if you forgot."

he tried to look serious at me, but i could tell he was just looking at my boobs. That perv!!!!!!!! Im a DD cup size so a lot of boys look at me boobs even if im ugly. he also didn't seem to notice my hair and eyes??? it felt weird. like....i had known him already somehow.

"stop looking at my boobs you creep!!!"

"tch, you can't blame me for staring at them when they're so big. whatever. we're about to go on an expedition so go get ready."

So apparently Chyna has DD sized boobs lol kay.

I read the few following chapters to that; Petra and Jean were so ooc. Like

REALLY OOC

The author made Petra a bitch while Jean a huge pervert.

Was Jean ever a pervert? I guess not.

It also doesn't make any sense like, they've already survived from titans in her era and she still needs to go back to time just to help them? (Considering this fic was made years ago then it would've made sense if there wasn't any mention of the Eldians and Marleyans and all that shet)

Lol wat.

And the crop top shet she's wearing.

She gon get lots of scratches and bruises if she's just gonna wear such skimpy clothes at a struggling era where she is to be a soldier having to fight all the time.

".....stupid bart-" hOLY SHIT HAHAHAGEYHAHAHWSJBSJSJSKKSUHWBDOASDFGHJKL--

--sorry, I have a terrible sense of humor.

Lemme balance that shiz out.

You can help if you want, my balancing might just make her worse. Besides, this oc was created I think 3 years ago?

The Story plot doesn't make sense and at the same time it does.

Going back in time to save a group of soldiers who probably have already succeeded against the titans because according from her time, humanity didn't go extinct. So I'm guessing humans won. There's no reason for her to go back in time.

It also makes sense for just..... hmm..... actually no, it really just doesn't make any sense.

The selling meth part reason was a good reason. But the outcome is just..... weird?

According to what I have observed from people. Sad people (or people who have experienced such sadness before) are most likely to be the happiest person ever. So I guess ??

The heterochromia part is probably just there to make her cooler.

She really has to cut her hair right? Like it would get tangled on the 3dmg and it would be very dangerous.

Going to expedition as soon as she arrived. And it took 3 years for the others to train to actually get into that experience and all she gets is a simple travel in time? If they had known about her inexperience in battle then they should've at least left her out to train first.

As if she knew him already.

Sweet but, nah. The character just ruins it all.

So please don't go and witch hunt (is that what you call it?) because I said this was made 3 years ago. Or maybe was it 2? It's probably a troll oc.

So yeh that's all.

teehee bye