How [NOT] To Get Rejected By Your Crush
25 steps on "How to get rejected by your crush"
Step 1: Find your crush first.
Step 2: Get some guts and go to them.
Step 3: Have an unusual conversation with them.
Step 4: Make them feels uncomfortable.
Step 5: Say something inappropriate.
Step 6: Looks at their reaction.
Step 7(a): If they are mad, say more stupid stuff.
Step 7(b): If they are clueless, say more stupid stuff either.
Step 8: Confess your feeling to them.
Step 9: Wait for them to slaps you and says "I Hate You!" while closing your eyes tight.
Step 10: If nothing happens, opened your eyes and look at them.
Step 11(a): If they are gone, Congrats! You have been rejected.
Step 11(b): If they are still there, looks at their face.
Step 12: Ask them why.
Step 13(a): If they responds "You're My Friend" then you have been Friendzoned!
Step 13(b): If they responds "You're funny" then they likes you back.
Step 14: Kiss them.
Step 15: Wait for their reaction.
Step 16(a): If they slaps you and storms off, Congrats! You just got rejected.
Step 16(b): If they kiss back, well you got a naughty crush.
Step 17: Live a happy life.
Step 18: Never regrets what you did.
Step 19: Tell your grandchildren about it.
Step 20: Don't forget to write a book about it on Wattpad.
Step 21: Scrap the previous step, it's pointless.
Step 22: Why are you still here?
Step 23: It's over. Go vote and comment.
Step 24: Say it is funny or else you won't be able to live in a happy life.
Step 25: Come back whenever you need expert's helps.
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Again, thank you for reading this nonsense. Idea from my friend at school.
He told me to do this since I said anything is possible so why don't you guys give me some too!!
See you guys in the next one! Bye!!
#PeaceOut!!
~ProfDabber
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