Me: *yells* THINK ABOUT IT

Melany: THINK ABOUT IIIITTTTTT

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Kodee: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Yeng Kong: Do you kiss your father with that mouth?

Me: Yeng, what are you implying?

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Isaac: *quietly sings to self while I argue with my friends*

Me: Isaac? Are you going crazy?

Isaac: Yep

Me: Ok *goes back to arguing*

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Isaac: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS *runs up ramp and falls down*

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Melany: WOW

Me: WATER

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Annie: I'm sitting here today. Hopefully there will be room over there for you.

Me: Excuse me? I'll make room *shoves friends away*

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Mom: Where'd you put my cake??

Me: In the fridge...

Mom: It doesn't belong in the fridge!

Me: B-but... it was cold...

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Melany: *starts talking about Mac and cheese*

Me: I eat it with a spoon.

Melany: What's wrong with you?

Me: Depending what type of noodle it is. Then I might use a fork.

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Me: Come to my school for food.

Me: But you have to pay for it.

Me: So maybe don't come.

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Me: *sees friend's crush acting weird and takes a picture* Hey *whispers* want me to send this to you?

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Emilee (aka Team_Foster): *sends me a text* How often do you shower?

Me: Wut

Emilee: THANK YOU

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Emily: *swears*

Kodee: Ashlyn, she swore.

Me: SERIOUSLY? WHAT DID I SAY

Isaac: I'm so proud

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Emily: Kodee swore. Should I start jabbing him the side everytime he swears?

Me: *narrows eyes* Imma start jabbing you in the side every time you swear.

Emily: FINE. I'll stop!

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Me: Melly moooo? Where are you???

Melany: *randomly appears* I'm here!!

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Friend: *starts talking in a different language on the phone* Ok bye.

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Tyler: Fuck you

Kodee: Fuck your Mom

Tyler: *wiggled eyebrows* That's right

Me: *chokes on milk*

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Melany: *slaps my hand*

Me: *slaps her hand back*

Both: *continue slapping each other's hands for ten minutes and then leave like nothing happened*

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Me: *playing clarinet*

Band Director: *somehow teleports and yells* CODA

Me: *jumps*

Stand Partner: *dies inside*

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Me: How do I know when the hot dogs are done?

Teacher: Just feel them. I trust you.

Me: *stares at hot dogs* Whelp. Hopefully no one gets food poisoning

Melany: I got food poisoning once.