" Mornin! " Mabel yelled. Dipper glared at me as I grabbed my clothes and went into the closet to change. I was wearing a black sun dress with white dots, this size of a lady bug. " Fancy, much? " Raina asked. " Eh, I'm in a fancy mood. " I shrugged. I put on my floppy sun hat that I hated and some aviator sunglasses. I tied a black ribbon around my waist and somehow made a big now in the back. Savvy woke up, and put on some gray sweats. " THE POTATO QUEEN HAS WOKEN! ALL HAIL POTATO QUEEN! " I shouted. " YES YES THANK YOU! " She responded. I smiled and went downstairs for breakfast. I made some toasted pop tarts and put them on the table, grabbing one for herself. She ate it and waited for the others to come downstairs. They were taking a long time, so I knocked on the door. " Breakfast is ready! " I called. Savvy opened the door and everyone piled out, rushing to get the best pop tarts. " Isn't Bill cute? " Raina asked suddenly. " Um, "        " Yeah, just makes you so tempted. " Ellie responded. " Just imagine what it would be like to, I dunno, k-" Raina started, but I cut her off. " Sure, I guess. " I said quickly. " I'll be right back... " I muttered as I walked outside. That sneak told the girls to act that way. " Son of a-" " Hello! " Savvy walked outside. I jumped and grabbed onto a tree branch. Pulling myself onto it, I hissed. " Um, " " Oh sorry, Savvy! You scared me! " I said, flustered. I sat down on the branch and smiled. " Why are you so jumpy? " She asked.           " The girls are acting weird. What's this random Bill talk? " She asked. " Uh, no idea! " I lied. " Hmm. Who is Bill again? " " No clue! " I suddenly had a bad headache. It was so bad I fell off the tree. Luckily, the big hat protected my face, but my arm was pretty scraped up. " Wow, A+ good job 😂" ( yes she said the emoji) Savvy laughed. I smiled, and soon passed out from the pain. ( yeesh Savvy that's harsh! Why didn't you help me up XD I forgive you)

I didn't dream. The next thing I know I'm awake again. I tried to sit up but was trapped under a bunch of blankets. " Hello? " I called out. I heard shuffling from somewhere behind the mound of blankets. " God forbid me, an I the only one who cares for you here? " I heard a familiar voice. " Bill? Am I dreaming? " I asked.   " Nope. I'm not a figment of your imagination, I'm real. And I'm helping you. You broke your wrist. " He said plainly. I looked down at my wrist and it was bandaged. I looked up again and he was gone. I pushed the blankets off and sat up.
( Fun fact! When I was in first grade, I broke my wrist on a Barbie car! And it was Christmas time. 😑 Y'know those commercials that say they help you if you break your wrist? THEY FREAKING DON'T!!) " Are you ok? " Savvy asked as I came down. " Who bandaged your wrist? Oh my gosh, did you break it? I'm so so sorry! " She stood up. " It's fine. I guess Stan did... " I lied.

( Like I said, you can't  ring a pillow to school, you don't get help with your tray, which it didn't even matter, because I have been a lunchboxer, I brought my lunch, ever since the end of kindergarten.)