Wednesday

I'm short and I know it: Good morning!

Geesus: What's with the name?

I'm short and I know it: Oh, I'm like super short.

I'm short and I know it: See!

Geesus: Awww, your adorable! Why are you holding whatever that is?

I'm short and I know it: I was at a parade and a panda balloon fell on me. What do you look like?

Geesus: Oh. I look like an old sack of potatoes.

Im short and I know it: Holy shit!

Geesus: What?

I'm short and I know it: You're, like, super hot.

Geesus: No, I'm not.

I'm short and I know it: Dude, yes, you are.

Geesus: Say what you want, I still think I'm gross.

I'm short and I know it: Fine, well, I'm going to bed.

Geesus: Okay, gn.

I'm short and I know it is offline.