A/N: Love Potion filler! Please enjoy! <3

Lucy, Erza, Wendy, and Carla sat at a table, all enjoying a simple milkshake to pass the time. Erza sat next to Lucy and held her hand underneath the table, nothing too cliche about it (so cliche!). Wendy and Carla sat at the other side of the table, minding their own business, but in actual, Carla was sending Erza death glares. And Erza was reading a certain book that brought giggles and some laughter.

Lucy looked at Erza with a curious expression. "What's so funny?"

Erza closed her book and turned to Lucy with a smirk. "Ok. I have a challenge for you.", ignoring the blonde's question.

Lucy could only nod slowly. "O...k?" She could only hope that the world won't end.

"I going to try and make you say the word red. Okay?"

Lucy blinked before realizing what she meant. "Ok. Let see if you can."

"What color is the sky?" Erza asked.

"Blue."

"Aha! Told you I could get you to say the color blue!" Erza cheered.

Lucy stood with a pout. "You said red!"

Erza smirked at Lucy.

A sudden realization came across Lucy as soon as she realized what she had just said. "You got me." Lucy deflated and fell into her seat.

Erza chuckled and wrapped her arm around Lucy and tugged her close to her.

Meanwhile, among all the fluffiness and smiles in the guild, a certain rain girl, a girl named Juvia was depressed and desperate to get the girl she wants.

When the team that had gone off for alliance to stop nirvana, she never expected Lucy to bring another girl back with them, much less as her daughter.

Juvia would be happy with it if she was her daughter too...but no. It just had to be Erza. Erza this, Erza that. And Wendy comes along and suddenly makes their family complete. Damn destiny and fate! Juvia wanted to be with Lucy and so she will...with the help of a potion that she had bought from a shabby, creepy, disgusting magic shop. As much of a rip-off it was, Juvia will rely on it so Lucy can turn to her and not Erza. She can only hope that it was worth the money that she had spent.

Giggling mischievously, Juvia opened the suspicious bottle of the so-called love potion and blew portions of it toward Lucy, but it sadly missed. She tried again, and failed again. Juvia tried couple more times, and after the tenth blow, she managed to have Lucy swallow the love potion.

Juvia watched with a smile, hoping that Lucy would give her passionate glare.

"Hey, you home wrecker! Stay away from Lucy Mama!"

Juvia blinked before turning to see Wendy staring at her with a scowl. "Huh?"

"Lucy Mama Doesn't like you. You should stay away you home wrecker!" Wendy shouted.

Juvia began to sweatdrop with confusion. Home wrecker?

Juvia looked around and began to realize the chaos in the guild. Erza and Carla was staring at each other, calling each other names and trying to make Lucy theirs. Macao and Wakaba was competing with each other, Shadow Gear and The Thunder Legion was in a contest of posing. Gray was shouting at Happy about how he could fly. Makarov declared alcohol his rival and began to drink just as heavy as Cana, who was also drinking. Mira was trying to get Erza attention so she could fight her. Elfman complaining about the lack of real men.

And Lucy...she was a different case. And why was she stripping? Juvia watched with hearts in her eyes as Lucy begun to strip. Almost there~

But it wasn't long until she was met with an angry looking Wendy glaring at her.

"Pervert home wrecker!" Wendy shouted.

Meanwhile, Erza and Carla continued to stare at each other, throwing insults at each other. Erza had always believed that Carla was in the way, always complaining about her and her girlfriend. She could almost believe that Carla was after Lucy as well. There had been signs after all. And Erza will have none of that. No one will have Lucy. Not Carla, even Wendy will not have her.

Carla, on the other hand, had always regarded Erza as the perverted beast that only thinks of perverted stuff that concerns Lucy. She cares too deeply about Wendy and Lucy. Lucy was a second sister that was mature and was a role model for Wendy. She didn't want Erza to ruin that. So she must defeat Erza in order to get rid of her, and they will be safe. Honestly, what did Lucy see in Erza? Lucy will be hers, not Erza's.

"Lucy's mine!" Erza shouted.

"Never! Lucy is mine and Wendy's. Stay away you perverted beast!" Carla shouted with an angry glint in her eyes.

"You're always in the way!"

"And you're perverted. You're unhealthy for the kids!"

Carla and Erza kept throwing insults at each other, with a much more mean and dirtier insults.

"Erza! Let's face off again like we did in the old days!" Mira shouted, getting in between the bickering of Erza and Carla. "I won't let you beat me! You're my one and lifelong rival, Erza!"

Erza and Carla was silent for a moment, staring at Mira, both having a painfully similar thoughts.

Erza was the first to snap. "I won't let you take Lucy away from me!"

"Lucy's mine!" Carla shouted with a tick on her forehead.

"I don't know what you are talking about, but I want to fight you and I won't lose to you!" Mira yelled, going into take-over transformation, reading to fight Erza.

Erza easily complied, summoning a sword and begun to battle it out with Mira, not wanting to give Lucy away to anyone.

And funny enough, Erza and Carla teamed up to defeat Mira. The one thing they both had in common was the reluctant stubbornness of not giving Lucy to anyone. Lucy was theirs and theirs only.

Though it was mostly Erza who battled against Mira, the only thing Carla did was bit Mira's leg or scratch her face.

"Ha! I win! Lucy will never be your wife, nor will Wendy will be you daughter. Lucy is mine and mine only!" Erza shouted, looking down on an unconscious Mira on the ground.

Carla jumped and started to scratch Erza in the face. "I won't hand Lucy over to you, you perverted brute!"

"Stupid intruding cat! Stop getting in my way!"

"Pervert beast!"

"Erza~"

Erza paused to turn and started to blush at the sight.

Lucy was wearing shorter shorts and had a...revealing shirt that showed too much cleavage. And Erza liked it.

"Lucy!" Erza sang as she ignored Carla and went to hold her girlfriend.

Carla jumped on Erza and started to punch her...or tried to...which barely done anything. To Erza, it was just an itch, but it bothered Erza, so she grabbed Carla and threw her across the room.

From the distance, Juvia watched it all with a shocked expression. Part of her wished she had a camera so she could blackmail some of them. Part of her regretted what she had done. But she hasn't particularly regretted it because Lucy was wearing revealing clothes...Now she just needed to get close to her.

She looked around again to find someone that may help her...She sees Wendy going around the guild, throwing mean insults, bullying the guild mates and making them tremble beneath her.

Juvia suddenly had an idea...if she could make Wendy bully Erza away from Lucy...then that could give her the chance to go after Lucy.

With an evil glint in her eyes, Juvia walked up to Wendy who was throwing an insult to Elfman about being a man.

"Wendy."

Wendy turned angrily toward Juvia with a scowl. "Home wrecker."

Juvia ignore that comment and pointed toward Erza and Lucy...where Erza had just thrown Carla across the room and had a red face as she smile at Lucy, and Lucy with revealing clothes. "Why don't you bully Erza?"

Wendy looked at Erza and Lucy, then at Juvia with narrowed eyes. "Home wrecker." She scoffed and went to find some other people to bully.

Juvia was shocked and became even more desperate. In desperate measures, Juvia ran in front of Wendy and forced the potion into Wendy's mouth.

Wendy slumped forward, and in an instant, she screamed and summoned her magic with rage. "Don't you dare!"

Wendy activated her magic and a sword made of wind and air appeared in her hands. "Sky Dragon Sword!" Wendy screamed as she ran straight toward Lucy and Erza.

"Erza pervert! Stay away from Lucy mama!" Wendy yelled as she brought her Sky Sword at Erza.

Juvia mentally pumped her fists in victory. It had worked. Now, all she needed was to go to Lucy and get to be hers.

When Juvia started walking, she didn't even take a step because Wendy was already in front of her with an angry look. "I said to stay away!"

"...Huh?"

"Lucy Mama is mine, you damn home wrecker!" Wendy cried, throwing her Sky Dragon Sword around with a fit.

"Lucy and Wendy is mine! You damn perverted beast!" Carla screamed as she ran straight toward Erza.

"You damn meddlesome cat!" Erza yelled.

"I will fly!"

"Natsu...help me!"

"I won't let you drink me, alcohol!"

"Drinking contest! I will not lose!"

"Is there any real men out there!?"

"There's no way you can outdo me!"

"I'd never lose to the likes of you!"

"Let's see which three-man team is Fairy Tail's greatest, once on for all!"

Juvia sunk away, with a realization that her plan had failed. Erza was in her way. Carla was in her way. Wendy was in her way. And Lucy was too busy trying to go around and make them happy by wearing cute (revealing) clothes.

Her plan had failed. She couldn't even get close to her Lucy-sama. What had gone wrong?

...

"Why am I wearing this!?" Lucy cried, looking down, seeing a too revealing clothes. Erza was hysterical as she summoned a blanket to cover her girlfriend.

Lucy turned to Erza. "What happened?! I don't remember being in these clothes!"

Erza started stammering. "I...honestly don't know. I do remember fighting Carla about something. Wendy was..." Erza trailed off, scanning the guild to find Wendy.

"Why is everyone lodged into the wall?" Erza sweatdropped.

Lucy followed her gaze and sweatdropped as well. "Everyone? Even Makarov?"

Everyone in the guild was stuck in the wall, with their butt and legs hanging out.

"Geez. How did this happen?"

Lucy and Erza turned to Carla who looked pretty beaten up.

"What happened to you?" Lucy asked

Carla glared at Erza. "I don't remember why, but Erza and I were fighting with each other...literally. Geez. You damn brute."

Lucy turned to Erza with a shocked expression. "Is this true?"

"I don't know! I can't remember! Why were you wearing revealing clothes!?"

Lucy sighed. "Fine. You win. Let's just fine Wendy and see if she's okay."

"Lucy Mama!"

Something had collided against Lucy, almost making her lose her balance. She turned to see Wendy hugging her with a smile.

"'Lucy Mama'?" Erza perked up.

"Hmm....I suppose I could allow Wendy to call her that." Carla said with a approving nod.

"Wendy! Are you okay?" Lucy asked.

Wendy pulled away with a sheepish smile. "I'm good..." She trailed off, eyeing the people that were lodged into the walls.

"I wonder what happened...." Lucy wondered.

Erza had a fleeting suspicion that it was Juvia...she could be wrong. She looked around to find her...only to find her lodged into the wall as well. Erza soon crossed her off the list. Anyway...

Erza turned to Wendy with a smile. "You called Lucy 'Lucy Mama', right?"

"Huh?" Wendy stared at Erza for a moment for stammering. "I-I...don't remember saying that."

"You should call me that too." Erza grinned.

"I REFUSE for that to happen!" Carla spoke up, getting in between Wendy and Erza.

Erza turned from grinning to a scowl, glaring at Carla. "What right do you have, you meddlesome cat!?"

"I deem you unfit to be a mother!" Carla said, pointing at Erza.

"Huh!? You aren't even a mother!" Erza spat back.

Lucy sighed. She turned to Wendy with a smile. "Want to go back to our place and clean up?"

"What about them?" Wendy asked, gesturing to the bickering of Erza and Carla.

Lucy nervously laughed. "They're be fine."