(Contains swearing and sexual themes-ish!)
So one day i was!...MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN AND IM WALKING FAST because im was so excited to go to the new AU! And my clothes weren't that showy! It was only a longsleeved shirt and a skirt until my knees. So when mom said that my Bro's are coming with me I WAS BURSTING WITH JOY!! And yah. Well when I went through the new AU I jumped inside and fell flat on my face while Palette, PJ, and Bluescreen landed perfectly And i was like "WHY DID YOU GUYS LAND PERFECTLY?!" And PJ said "Because we're better than you" and I replied "I DESPISE YOU PJ!!!"
While Palette was like *humming star Sanses* and BS was ALMOST ASLEEP on the floor then after that shenanigans we walked around then we reached the skele-bro's house and went in atleast they weren't there because if they were there oh no im not havin a bad time with my mom then later I reached Sans' room it was filled with ALOT as in ALOT of copies of Fifty Shades of Gray then when i looked in some drawers it had CONDOMS!! and ALOT of other "stuff" *cringe* so i saw Palette PJ and Bluescreen in Paps room when I saw they were reading a Fifty shades of gray book I was like *grabs PJ bluescreen and Palette by their necks with telekenisis*
N O  M O R E  S N E A K I N G  L E T S  G O  O U T  O F  T H I S  H O U S E !!! Then i teleported them out of the house until i got hungry and said "guys lets go to grillb's" and they nodded as a sign of agreement and when we went inside of grillby's my eyes PJ and  Bluescreens eyes are filled with disgust while palette was super confused that lil cinnomin roll in this AU grillby's is a STRIPPER CLUB?! We we're so hungry so we ate anyways BUT Sans was there but we didn't sit beside him we sat 3 chairs away from him and he looked at ME with a lusty expression and said "Hey babe wanna have some fun?" "I bet you will go to the bonezone" and me PJ and bluescreen was like 😐 while palette asked me "Big sis what's bonezone?" And I answered "um to innocent to know Palsters" and his face was sad but he went with it anyways so we um just ran away and I paid grillb's anyway so we ran fast and well this guy's name was Lust!Sans but for short Lust and i ALMOST KICKED HIM ON THE SKULL but missed and ran away back to the portal with my brothers then i went to mom and dad and said "MOM DAD NEVER LET US GO TO THE UNIVERSE AGAIN!!!" And mom said "why what happened? Whats the name of the AU?" I replied "the name of the AU is...UnderLust" and my mom gasped and said "NEVER GO BACK AGAIN!!" And I said "SURE!!"
And I went to dad and said "Dad could um destroy and AU called UnderLust? Or Aka UL?" My dad bursted with joy and replied "FINALLY AN AU THATS WORTH DESTROYING!!!" And i was like "GO GET EM DAD!!" And he like RAN INSIDE THE PORTAL SAYING "DON'T RAPE MY DAUGHTER BITCH!!!" and im like okay *practices battling on a chara dummy*....